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Mike will repent later
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Mike will repent later
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Yeah, I'm getting nothing. I was actually looking at the ads at first, until I realized I was voluntarily paying attention to ads in the year of our lord 2026. Apparently there's something about a certain number of horses? Other than that, I'm feeling checked out.
will we fuck with horse gate? It's just Superbowl gate but has something to do with the insane amount of horses in the Superbowl ads.
As I’ve watched Labyrinth and now watching Neverending story, one thing’s suddenly hit me
Recently I’ve figured that Stranger Things is a fairytale at its core, and insights still keep catching up: what else do we need for fairytales aside from what is obvious at first glance?
fairytales need castles?
no problem, as we have Castle Byers
Castle Byers! Omg! We ARE literally in the fairytale! And the castle was ruined as the story was progressing. Will it be restored? Will another castle be built? Will it be addressed?
And what else do fairytales often have?
Horses!
And here we have horsegate: year of the horse, references to horse, Trojan horse ending, etc
We have a dragon, we have princes, we have a storyteller, a castle, even horses in the background! Idk most likely I still miss something, but the fact that we actually do have a castle, and it plays a significant role in the story has just literally blown my mind. they 100% will resolve it somehow in the upcoming volume!
Justice for Castle Byers! 🏰✨❤️🔥
[ part 1 ]
can you name your horse miwi thanks
sorry he's already named lukie pookie (racing name is sinclair supremacy). maybe his middle name can be miwi. lukie miwi pookie. yeah. i fw that.
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Sometimes I still get upset over horsegate.
Horsegate on Reddit
Continuing on with the strange obsession with animal genitalia, it also seems Shewp/Coalburnt/Vilem isn’t too picky on obsessing over other critters either. Though he does appear to have a preference for mammalian species over reptilian ones. It makes it quite disturbing when you consider his profile picture is that of a dog and cat.
We can only hope that the modern day Bluebeard only acts out his fantasies with consenting adults, and not minors or actual animals who cannot give their consent to his most niche of tastes.