#honeycluster

for example-

umm-

i don't ship--

i-i don't-

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Cw blood (it's a vampire au)

Andromeda: what the fuck? I thought that was on me

Narcissa: since when???? I thought i was the only one

Andromeda: im dating molly what do you mean only one?

Bellatrix: bitches i cant have one thing for me!

Sirius: a minute ago you were complaining about being the gay sister and the gay cousin, well I AM the gay brother

Regulus: WE are the gay brothers

Sirius: what

Regulus: what

Andromeda: ok who the fuck are you all dating cause they have a straight ticket to heaven

Bellatrix: im with Rita

Sirius: yeah that bitch IS NOT going to heaven

Bellatrix: shut up you gaywad

Sirius: YOU are the gaywad

*they start slapping each other*

Regulus: should we interrupt?

The bands in my band au fic, pt.1

The Black Sisters

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Pandora

Bellatrix has Rita

Andromeda has Molly

Narcissa has Alice

We got

Toxic yuri

Incredibly healthy yuri

Molly Prewett [Pumpkin Pie]:

Arthur Weasley [Spice Cake]:

Amos Diggory [Fruit Tarts]:

Andromeda Black [Blackberry Scones]:

Edward "Ted" Tonks [Coconut Pistachio Bars]:

Gawain Robards [Crème Brûlée]:

Marcella Gwendolyn McGonagall [Jam Filled Donuts]:

Juniper Fawley [Cinnamon Rolls]: (Mrs. Diggory, credit to @luvieville for the name)

‘The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess’

-Femininomenon: The Girls, All of them because they all deserve so much more attention

-Red Wine Supernova: Pandalily or Just Pandora

-After Midnight: It gives Emmeline to me

-Coffee: Emmary after Mary Oblivaites herself

-Casual: It gives Marylene to me, like messy situationship vibes but eventually they get healthy. Music video wise: Dorlily

-Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl- Pandora, Sybill and Aurora

-HOT TO GO!: The Valkyries, like every time I listen to it, I think of them

-My Kink Is Karma: Wolfstar post prank

-Picture you: Silvergarden, pinning era, Frank “pine” Longbottom and Lucius “yearn” Malfoy

-Kaleidoscope: To me it gives Honeycluster deciding to just stay friends even though they want to be with each other but due to the times and their internalized homophobia they think it’s what’s best

Pink Pony Club: Both Sirius running away and Marlene accepting her sexuality

Naked in Manhattan: THE MARYLENE ANTHEM

California- Lily :((((

Guilty Pleasure- Dorlene.

Good Luck, Babe- QUILLKILLER, QUILLKILLER, QUILLKILLER, QUILLKILLER, QUILLKILLER!