I’m procrastinating and want to contribute to the culture. What is the best (for wisdom) and worst (for giggles and boos) unsolicited advice you ever received?
The best was “when people show you who they are, believe them” and the worst was “you should go gluten free”
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I’m... not even entirely sure what this would be. But it involves a telekinetic Caroline so we’ll roll with it.Â
Caroline isn’t a witch. Not really. But she can toss people around like their nothing with her mind, and joining a coven in New Orleans made her feel a little less alone, even if she was basically the evil step sibling
Caroline doesn’t usually do the whole one night stand thing. But everyone at the coven is on high alert because witches are dying courtesy of “The Hybrid, whoever that is, and the downer mood is starting to get to her. So when the cute guy with dimples asks her to dance, she says yes. When he takes her home, she says yes then, too
Getting involved with supernatural politics was the last thing she wanted, but by the time she gets home everyone knows she was seen with The Hybrid and everyone wants a piece of her - and not in the nice, non-dead way.
A particularly brutal showdown results in a lot of stakes getting shoved in hearts - both vampire and witch - and Caroline covered in blood and her one night stand showing off fangs that aren’t quite typical of vampires.
Being indebted to anyone sucks. Being indebted to Klaus “The Hybrid” Mikaelson would probably suck even more... but since his stupid dimples are the whole reason everyone, including her coven, suddenly thinks she can be used for more than her telekinesis. Well, he can consider keeping her alive payback for putting her life in danger to begin with.
Send me a fic title, and I’ll give you 5 head canons from the fic I won’t write
Omg thank you anon!!!!! It would not be nearly as readable without @honestgrins guiding me with her patience and encouragement. I have another chapter mostly done, but I want to re-write the smut (spoiler?) so it might be a bit. But soon!
For tonight, I would like a mini sequel for Chapter 79 to These Hands - the Dancing with the Stars drabble. What happened after their hook-up? Did they have further discussion about their feelings?
Sequel to this which I wrote for @honestgrins. I have another request for a kinky sequel so let me know if there’s interest in more of this universe. No smut in this one though, sorry!
Caroline was breathing hard as Tyler put her down and she spun twice, falling into his arms in a dramatic dip. The crowd went wild, and she smiled when she saw the judges also clapping, Alaric standing up in his chair as he looked at them. She reached to wipe her hair out of her face and caught Klaus's eye from where he was sitting by the judges' table, biting her lip when she saw the look of pure want on his face. She cleared her throat when Tyler elbowed her in the side with a raised eyebrow, blushing when she realized that she'd just given someone off-camera sex eyes on national television.
Well, not just someone.
The tabloids had been weirdly obsessed with her and Klaus's relationship for the two months since they'd gone public considering that they were just dancers on a reality show that was mostly about the contestants anyway. Sure, she and Klaus were fan favorites and both of them had been on hot singles lists for the past few years, but it seemed like it shouldn't be that big of a deal. She'd made the mistake of googling them and found gifsets of them dancing before they were dating on various social media sites with alarmingly dirty captions and comments, and she stopped looking after that. Unfortunately, that shot would definitely make it into someone's thirstblog.
She was barely listening to the judges, just nodding and smiling when the crowd clapped, though she did beam when they received three nines, giving Tyler a proud look at his excited face. They were only one episode off from the finale, her second mirror ball trophy firmly within her reach. Tyler had definitely been an underdog at the start of the season, but she'd whipped him in to shape and she wouldn't be surprised if they walked away with the bragging rights, especially since Klaus got eliminated early.
She escorted Tyler offstage to the greenroom, her heart still beating fast from exertion. She couldn't wait to leave, her mind full of possibilities of the filthy things Klaus would do to her once she left, considering the look on his face.
Her mind was wandering during the rest of the show even though she tried to focus on the other dancers, and she eventually just resolved to watch everything on the DVR later. She usually did it anyway to take notes, but she would especially need that observational period today considering how distracted she was. It felt like much too long before she was saying goodbye to Katherine, who she shared her dressing room with, and falling into the familiar pattern of her post-show routine. She carefully stowed her costume for the night in the closet for one of the wardrobe assistants to pick up once she left, and pulled on a light cotton robe, settling herself on her vanity chair to remove her makeup. She looked up from her last lipstick-stained cotton swab when she heard movement behind her, and let a huge smile bloom on her face when she saw who it was in the mirror.
“Hey,” Caroline greeted, pulling out her earrings and setting them on her dressing room table. She made eye contact with Klaus in the mirror, her heart skipping in her chest when her memories of the night before came rushing back. Caroline had recruited him to run through a few ideas she had for her and Tyler's finale choreography, and that turned into Klaus talking her into doing some...other athletic activities. They’d nearly gotten caught tangled on the floor of the studio, having lingered too long for lazy kisses and whispered promises. It was only when a janitor unlocked the door to clean that she realized it might be best to get some sleep before the show the next day.Â
All of the fantasies he'd planted in her head "for later" seemed to rush back to her at once when she saw his face.
“All right?” he asked, leaning against the doorway with his hands clasped behind his back. He'd ditched the suit jacket from earlier, and she could see the cords of his necklaces peek through from under the collar of his dress shirt, his sleeves rolled up to his elbows.
"Yeah. I think it went okay."
"Better than," Klaus complimented, entering the dressing room and closing the door gently behind him. "You made Lockwood look like he actually knew what he was doing."
"Thanks!" she said brightly, standing up to face him as he approached, letting him peck her lightly on the lips before continuing, turning back to finish up her makeup removal, though keeping eye contact with him in the mirror as much as she could. "We practiced a lot."
"I know. And once you get through tomorrow night, you'll only have another week."
"Don't jinx it. Weirder eliminations have happened," Caroline reminded him with a stern look that melted into a smile when he pressed his chest against her back, his arms wrapping around her waist. She tipped her head to the side so that he could press a light kiss to her neck. "Hey! I'm trying to take my makeup off and change."
"Apologies, love. Far be it from me to inhibit your goal of undressing."
"Careful or I might ask you to leave."
He chuckled, letting go of her and taking a few steps back, grabbing the chair Katherine used at her vanity and pulling it over to sit. "Do you have any plans for the rest of the week?"
"Other than rehearsals, you mean?" she asked, throwing the last makeup wipe in the trash and reaching to pull her hair into a high ponytail. "Not really."
"I want to take you out, then," he said, fiddling with his phone as he observed her for any hint of a reaction. "Dinner?"
"I'd love to."Â
"Perhaps tomorrow?  To celebrate the only chance you have at getting the trophy since I was so unfairly eliminated?"
"Very funny," Caroline drawled, putting her toiletries in the cabinet by the mirror and turning around with her hands on her hips. "I don't understand how someone who lost can stay so arrogant."
He gave her a dimpled smile. "One of my many talents."
"Ego isn't a talent," she pointed out, reaching into her closet where she kept her tote that held her street clothes. "I am surprised that you haven't pulled out some supposed-to-be-charming line about how you almost hope I'll lose tomorrow so that you have an extra week with me. Kudos for that."
"I hardly think you'd find that charming, Caroline."
"Exactly. Hence 'supposed-to-be-charming'," she said. "And is that what you are? My boyfriend?"
She felt a little silly when she heard the obvious satisfaction in her own voice, but the giddiness of a crush being returned, of finally having Klaus after the agony of being in denial for so long, was an intense relief she hadn't known she needed.
"I should hope so," he said slowly, though his tone had grown guarded in a way she found she didn't like. "I'd take you any way I can, of course, but--"
"Yes. I want to date you," she interrupted quickly, regretting giving him any more reasons to doubt that she wanted him. "Sorry, I was just teasing."
"It's all right."
Her hands were shaking slightly and she stuck them in the pockets of her robe to mask it, though she doubted Klaus had missed the gesture from the dart of his eyes towards the movement. "No, it's not. I'm...I'm sorry. Like, obviously I didn't owe you anything, or anything, but I never exactly said I wasn't interested because I was. Interested, I mean. It wasn't fair to you. I was just like....scared, you know?"
"Of what?" he asked, looking more curious than annoyed. "You can't possibly think that I'd reject you?"
"No, but a little part of me thought you might like the challenge, or whatever. That I might just be a game to you. And then I'd have to see you all the time on the show and that would be awkward, and I love my job, and I didn't want..." she trailed off, realizing she'd been babbling slightly. "But I do like you, Klaus. A lot."
"Do you?" he asked, his trademark jerky dimpled smirk making an appearance.
"Yes. Even though you have an ego the size of a small country."
"And here I thought that was part of my charm," he teased, standing up and taking a few steps towards her, reaching to ease her hands out of her pockets and tangling their fingers together. "I've always fancied you, Caroline. I thought I'd made that clear, but I never want you to doubt that. I'll remind you as many times as you need me to."
"That makes me sound like an insecure crazy person," she said, wincing even as the words came out of her mouth. Saying it aloud only made it sound worse. "Like, I don't want to need you to...to reassure me or whatever."
"You're not a game to me, Caroline. I do not fault you for considering the possibility, but I intend to convince you to put your trust in me and to keep it."
"Good," she said, squeezing his hands. "And for the record, I've always fancied you, too."
i want to thank @honestgrins for getting me addicted to a new writing tool that made me write 3k words in an hour or two yesterday and is already making me want to write today hopefully that s4 au will be ready before you know it @itsnotacrimetoloveyou
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Kennett + EXCUSE ME, I THINK I KILLED MY BROTHER, CAN YOU MAKE SURE I DIDN’T? MY MOTHER WILL KILL ME (NOT FOR THE BODY BUT FOR RUINING HER PARTY, SO ANY GOOD NEWS HELPS)
Bonnie huffed as her mobile floo started vibrating on her side table, putting down her book and reaching over to pick it up, frowning when she saw the name.
“Aren’t you supposed to be at your your mom-in-law’s christmas party tonight? We spent like, eighty years picking out that dress, so--”
“Are you a healer?” an attractive man interrupted, his face floating in the flame. “Caroline says you’re a healer.”
She heard movement on the other end of the line before Caroline popped up over the flame instead looking panicked. “Klaus was poisoned.”
“Mazel Tov,” Bonnie said dryly. “How much is the life insurance policy?”
“That’s not funny."
“Just apparate him out to Saint Mungo’s.”
“We can’t apparate in the house. There’s a ward.”
“So take him out front.”
“I can’t ruin my mother-in-law’s party, Bonnie,” Caroline hissed.
“What am I supposed to do, sneak in through the back?” Bonnie asked, already resigned to eventually capitulating but hoping that if she put up a fight long enough Klaus might actually die. “Does he have a pulse? What did you give him?”
“Caroline? Niklaus?”
“I’ll go distract her,” Caroline said quickly, her face popping out of the flame, and Bonnie was soon locking eyes with the attractive guy again who gave her a smile too calm and charming for the situation.
“So, what did you give him?” Bonnie asked, wondering why the guy looked so smug when his brother might be dying.
“Oh, just slipped him a fainting fancy when Caroline wasn’t looking. He’ll be up and about in no time. She never mentioned that her delightful best friend was a healer or I might’ve actually done something to get him to the hospital.”
Bonnie groaned, shutting the mobile floo in his face.Â