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𝑇𝐻𝐴𝑇 𝑊𝐴𝑆 𝐽𝑈𝑆𝑇 8 𝑃𝑈𝐿𝐿𝑆?!

𝑂𝑀𝐹𝐺. 𝑊𝐸𝐿𝐿 𝑇𝐻𝐸𝑁, 𝑇𝐻𝐴𝑁𝐾 𝑌𝑂𝑈 𝐹𝑂𝑅 𝐶𝑂𝑀𝐼𝑁𝐺 𝐻𝑂𝑀𝐸 𝐷𝐴𝐷𝐷𝑌-

𝐼 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑑 𝑡𝑜 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑝𝑢𝑟𝑟- 𝐴𝐻𝐴𝐻𝐴𝐷𝑆𝐾𝐻𝐴𝐷𝐵𝐾

"The Undertow", my original artwork from a few years back, based off of a short story by author Samuel Parr. Created using various pens, Copic markers and color pencils. This is a really creepy one that I feel would be great in a Cronenberg or Del Toro film.

Oh...oh hell yeah

General SFW Relationship Headcannons - Elias “Blitz” Kötz

This. Man. Is. A. Train.

Not in a bad way or anything, but expect some unintentional bruising. He doesn’t know his own strength sometimes. This, combined with his unruly amount of physical affection, has caused some odd situations. Laying on a couch post workout? Be prepared for the German to launch himself at you. Cooking dinner? There will be arms around you. Reunion after a mission? He will sprint once he sees you waiting on him. It’s like dating a damn Golden Retriever.

He also gives no warning. Stay alert.

He even clings in his sleep. His teammates have a shared photo album of the ridiculous poses they’ve caught him in. If you’re sleeping with him, he’ll just see “PILLOW” written across your forehead. He also runs like a space heater, so no blankets for you. Also, big spoon. Fight me.

Even in public, he’s affectionate. Holds your hand everywhere. On the job, he’ll cool it down, but he’ll still be looming. If you guys are sitting down somewhere, he might put your legs in his lap, or just lean his head on your shoulder. He just wants to make sure you’re still there.

Even though he’s very affectionate, he doesn’t get too jealous. He might make a comment to someone coming onto you, but he won’t outright yell or throw hands. He’s rational.

Gym dates.

Park dates.

Hiking date.

Go exercise with him please. Gym rat.

He’s attentative. A dad friend, if you will. 10/10 times of the day will ask you if you’re feeling well. “Have you ate yet?” “Are you tired? remember to pace yourself.” “Libeling, are you feeling well?” It’s endearing.

So. many. freaking. petnames.

“Liebling.” “Liebe.” “Schatz.” “Y/N-chen.” “Maus.” “Bärchen.” “Hase.” The sappier the better. His teammates hate it. If you don’t know German, they all refuse to translate. That’s all on you.

Sometimes his affections get embarrassing. He loves seeing you flustered or getting you to laugh. He lives off of the noise.

His humor is his best quality. You guys can be out somewhere, and he’ll just mumble an absolute knock out of a joke and wind you. You don’t know how he does it. It comes from nowhere.

If he’s been drinking heavily (which is extremely rare, as he’s always the designated driver of the group) he’ll blabber about you for hours. Slurred words, he’ll stumble everywhere.

Monika has a video of him mumbling about you when they went out drinking as a team. He asked Dominic if you were single. When he said you weren’t, Elias sobbed. Whole crocodile tears.

He sees his teammates as family, and if he’s with somebody, they have to meet his family.

Speaking of teammates...

If you’re dating Blitz, you’re also dating Bandit.

Sometimes you feel like their third wheel. They’re practically brothers. They act like wild teenagers if they aren’t watched.

Sometimes Dominic will just come up and slap him on the ass just to annoy you. You can be at Elias’ apartment, and Dominic will show up without a word for dinner. He does it in purpose to bug you. Elias apologizes to you for hours because of Dominic. You laugh it off. Surprisingly, Dominic might include you when he pranks Elias... Buuuut most of the time you’re just left with flour in your hairdryer and your boyfriend drenched in water. Expect Elias to curse about Bandit in his sleep.

“Gottverdammt, Dom.”

Despite his aloofness, you feel like Dominic is watching you sometimes. While the ex-undercover doesn’t say anything directly, you have a feeling if you hurt Elias in any way, he’s going to do something about it.

Monika, or IQ, slowly becomes a sister to you.

When Dominic and Marius (Jaeger) steal Elias for a night out, she’ll kidnap you and you’ll spend a night together. She acts like a doting mother to Elias. She sends you all kinds of blackmail on him. It’s adorable. Elias feels like you two are plotting against him. He tries to peep, but you two are the only ones who can yell at him.

You two got off on the wrong foot. When you met Monika, she literally threatened you. She told you if you ever hurt Elias you’d be next. However, she soon learned Elias loves you as much as you love him. It worked itself out, after she figured out your intentions.

Marius likes you.

When you met Marius, he was working on his gadget. You expected a blunt insult, but instead he just complimented your eyes and continued working. He cares for Elias dearly, and appreciates that you’re watching over his friend. It was refreshing compared to the others. Elias told you Marius wanted to spend more time with you, which was surprising to you and him. The engineer isn’t the most social, outside of his team.

Pushing all of his energy and affection aside, Elias is a tender person. He takes failures hard. He appreciates having you and his teammates to pick him back up again.