General SFW Relationship Headcannons - Elias βBlitzβ KΓΆtz
Not in a bad way or anything, but expect some unintentional bruising. He doesnβt know his own strength sometimes. This, combined with his unruly amount of physical affection, has caused some odd situations. Laying on a couch post workout? Be prepared for the German to launch himself at you. Cooking dinner? There will be arms around you. Reunion after a mission? He will sprint once he sees you waiting on him. Itβs like dating a damn Golden Retriever.
He also gives no warning. Stay alert.
He even clings in his sleep. His teammates have a shared photo album of the ridiculous poses theyβve caught him in. If youβre sleeping with him, heβll just see βPILLOWβ written across your forehead. He also runs like a space heater, so no blankets for you. Also, big spoon. Fight me.
Even in public, heβs affectionate. Holds your hand everywhere. On the job, heβll cool it down, but heβll still be looming. If you guys are sitting down somewhere, he might put your legs in his lap, or just lean his head on your shoulder. He just wants to make sure youβre still there.
Even though heβs very affectionate, he doesnβt get too jealous. He might make a comment to someone coming onto you, but he wonβt outright yell or throw hands. Heβs rational.
Go exercise with him please. Gym rat.
Heβs attentative. A dad friend, if you will. 10/10 times of the day will ask you if youβre feeling well. βHave you ate yet?β βAre you tired? remember to pace yourself.β βLibeling, are you feeling well?β Itβs endearing.
So. many. freaking. petnames.
βLiebling.β βLiebe.β βSchatz.β βY/N-chen.β βMaus.β βBΓ€rchen.β βHase.β The sappier the better. His teammates hate it. If you donβt know German, they all refuse to translate. Thatβs all on you.
Sometimes his affections get embarrassing. He loves seeing you flustered or getting you to laugh. He lives off of the noise.
His humor is his best quality. You guys can be out somewhere, and heβll just mumble an absolute knock out of a joke and wind you. You donβt know how he does it. It comes from nowhere.
If heβs been drinking heavily (which is extremely rare, as heβs always the designated driver of the group) heβll blabber about you for hours. Slurred words, heβll stumble everywhere.
Monika has a video of him mumbling about you when they went out drinking as a team. He asked Dominic if you were single. When he said you werenβt, Elias sobbed. Whole crocodile tears.
He sees his teammates as family, and if heβs with somebody, they have to meet his family.
If youβre dating Blitz, youβre also dating Bandit.
Sometimes you feel like their third wheel. Theyβre practically brothers. They act like wild teenagers if they arenβt watched.
Sometimes Dominic will just come up and slap him on the ass just to annoy you. You can be at Eliasβ apartment, and Dominic will show up without a word for dinner. He does it in purpose to bug you. Elias apologizes to you for hours because of Dominic. You laugh it off. Surprisingly, Dominic might include you when he pranks Elias... Buuuut most of the time youβre just left with flour in your hairdryer and your boyfriend drenched in water. Expect Elias to curse about Bandit in his sleep.
Despite his aloofness, you feel like Dominic is watching you sometimes. While the ex-undercover doesnβt say anything directly, you have a feeling if you hurt Elias in any way, heβs going to do something about it.
Monika, or IQ, slowly becomes a sister to you.
When Dominic and Marius (Jaeger) steal Elias for a night out, sheβll kidnap you and youβll spend a night together. She acts like a doting mother to Elias. She sends you all kinds of blackmail on him. Itβs adorable. Elias feels like you two are plotting against him. He tries to peep, but you two are the only ones who can yell at him.
You two got off on the wrong foot. When you met Monika, she literally threatened you. She told you if you ever hurt Elias youβd be next. However, she soon learned Elias loves you as much as you love him. It worked itself out, after she figured out your intentions.
When you met Marius, he was working on his gadget. You expected a blunt insult, but instead he just complimented your eyes and continued working. He cares for Elias dearly, and appreciates that youβre watching over his friend. It was refreshing compared to the others. Elias told you Marius wanted to spend more time with you, which was surprising to you and him. The engineer isnβt the most social, outside of his team.
Pushing all of his energy and affection aside, Elias is a tender person. He takes failures hard. He appreciates having you and his teammates to pick him back up again.
Heβs likes to take care of people, and at the end of the week, it might take toll on him. He just wants someone there who can take care of him too.
