General SFW Relationship Headcannons - Elias โBlitzโ Kรถtz
Not in a bad way or anything, but expect some unintentional bruising. He doesnโt know his own strength sometimes. This, combined with his unruly amount of physical affection, has caused some odd situations. Laying on a couch post workout? Be prepared for the German to launch himself at you. Cooking dinner? There will be arms around you. Reunion after a mission? He will sprint once he sees you waiting on him. Itโs like dating a damn Golden Retriever.
He also gives no warning. Stay alert.
He even clings in his sleep. His teammates have a shared photo album of the ridiculous poses theyโve caught him in. If youโre sleeping with him, heโll just see โPILLOWโ written across your forehead. He also runs like a space heater, so no blankets for you. Also, big spoon. Fight me.
Even in public, heโs affectionate. Holds your hand everywhere. On the job, heโll cool it down, but heโll still be looming. If you guys are sitting down somewhere, he might put your legs in his lap, or just lean his head on your shoulder. He just wants to make sure youโre still there.
Even though heโs very affectionate, he doesnโt get too jealous. He might make a comment to someone coming onto you, but he wonโt outright yell or throw hands. Heโs rational.
Go exercise with him please. Gym rat.
Heโs attentative. A dad friend, if you will. 10/10 times of the day will ask you if youโre feeling well. โHave you ate yet?โ โAre you tired? remember to pace yourself.โ โLibeling, are you feeling well?โ Itโs endearing.
So. many. freaking. petnames.
โLiebling.โ โLiebe.โ โSchatz.โ โY/N-chen.โ โMaus.โ โBรคrchen.โ โHase.โ The sappier the better. His teammates hate it. If you donโt know German, they all refuse to translate. Thatโs all on you.
Sometimes his affections get embarrassing. He loves seeing you flustered or getting you to laugh. He lives off of the noise.
His humor is his best quality. You guys can be out somewhere, and heโll just mumble an absolute knock out of a joke and wind you. You donโt know how he does it. It comes from nowhere.
If heโs been drinking heavily (which is extremely rare, as heโs always the designated driver of the group) heโll blabber about you for hours. Slurred words, heโll stumble everywhere.
Monika has a video of him mumbling about you when they went out drinking as a team. He asked Dominic if you were single. When he said you werenโt, Elias sobbed. Whole crocodile tears.
He sees his teammates as family, and if heโs with somebody, they have to meet his family.
If youโre dating Blitz, youโre also dating Bandit.
Sometimes you feel like their third wheel. Theyโre practically brothers. They act like wild teenagers if they arenโt watched.
Sometimes Dominic will just come up and slap him on the ass just to annoy you. You can be at Eliasโ apartment, and Dominic will show up without a word for dinner. He does it in purpose to bug you. Elias apologizes to you for hours because of Dominic. You laugh it off. Surprisingly, Dominic might include you when he pranks Elias... Buuuut most of the time youโre just left with flour in your hairdryer and your boyfriend drenched in water. Expect Elias to curse about Bandit in his sleep.
Despite his aloofness, you feel like Dominic is watching you sometimes. While the ex-undercover doesnโt say anything directly, you have a feeling if you hurt Elias in any way, heโs going to do something about it.
Monika, or IQ, slowly becomes a sister to you.
When Dominic and Marius (Jaeger) steal Elias for a night out, sheโll kidnap you and youโll spend a night together. She acts like a doting mother to Elias. She sends you all kinds of blackmail on him. Itโs adorable. Elias feels like you two are plotting against him. He tries to peep, but you two are the only ones who can yell at him.
You two got off on the wrong foot. When you met Monika, she literally threatened you. She told you if you ever hurt Elias youโd be next. However, she soon learned Elias loves you as much as you love him. It worked itself out, after she figured out your intentions.
When you met Marius, he was working on his gadget. You expected a blunt insult, but instead he just complimented your eyes and continued working. He cares for Elias dearly, and appreciates that youโre watching over his friend. It was refreshing compared to the others. Elias told you Marius wanted to spend more time with you, which was surprising to you and him. The engineer isnโt the most social, outside of his team.
Pushing all of his energy and affection aside, Elias is a tender person. He takes failures hard. He appreciates having you and his teammates to pick him back up again.
Heโs likes to take care of people, and at the end of the week, it might take toll on him. He just wants someone there who can take care of him too.
