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Coming back to tumblr after being gone for a few days due to my holiday is so weird… like ah hello, I’m not dead

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@mysticallities said:
"It's late, but..." utilizing Incarnation, Suguha materializes a handheld light rifle... an all-metal construction with laser sight and floating circular conversion chamber. "I- haha... it's a gun that converts light into ammunition..." she aims down the sight, her eyes flash gold as light fills the circular chamber, solidifies, lightens, then.... BTHELM! A solid white ray pierces a hole into a tree and carves through the car right behind it... and a lightpost... and a window. "Merry christmas, Nobunaga-san," Suguha hands her the gun as her eyes reset to their blue coloration.
"That's uh....wow."
It's not often that the archer is at a loss for words. Usually, she's the one doing stuff crazy enough to leave people's jaws glued to the floor ; so it's not often that someone else beats her in the contest of 'what the hell did I just witness'?
"I want to ask if you're sure you trust me with something like this, but I'm a little more concerned about how you can just...create something like that? But hey-! Should come in handy in case I need to fight off something with modern technology! So thanks!" -sadly the biggest issue with her set of powers - meant to fight tradition and the divine rather than anything in the present day.
"....hopefully it wont come to that, though. I'm terrified of the collateral on this thing"
@mysticallities said: Reines throws a bag of coal at Nobunaga... but as the contents spill out, the true gift was revealed: A silver knife with a jewel-encrusted pommel. "Merry christmas."
She doesn't know why she bothers feeling the slightest bit disappointed in this outcome. There's no logical conclusion she could have come to that should have ever told her that Reines would've had a change of heart -
oh!
The once sunken and defeated expression she wears as the coal spills out of the bag suddenly turns into a gasp and a bright smile as she spots something shinning within the pile of coals, like a bright star in the night!
"Aw! You do care after all! Even if it's just a tiny bit from the bottom of your tiny black heart!"
Cheesy as it sounds, that was the real gift here - though this blade also isn't a bad catch at all! Not the type she'd use in combat for obvious reasons....but still!
"Thanks master! You know, this really reminds me of the golden swords I used to plunder from burning down those Buddhist temples...used to love hanging them in my trophy room!"
And this occasion is certainly one to celebrate, that's for sure!
@mysticallities said:
"M- Merry Christmas, Katsu-kun! I know you bought me this necklace, but I couldn't not get you anything in return!" Suguha smiles brightly and brings her hands out in front of her... to show Nobukatsu... A $200 giftcard to a hibachi restaurant and an iridescent sword sheath. "I know it may not be enough, but I wanted to show my appreciation for being my servant! Yeah, you're my servant, but you're an even better friend. Thank you, Katsu-kun," she pauses, "For answering my call that night!" (Soog to Katsu!)
"Huh? Oh no....it's fine, really. I really don't need anything in return..."
He wouldn't dare ask for anything - not with the luxury this contract has given him. Not only was he lucky enough to have a master that actually cared for him, it was all within a reality where he didn't even have to fight. He's living in a more peaceful time than he had ever known back when he was alive.
Honestly, he would have denied the gift outright on that fact alone- if it hadn't been so terribly rude to do so.
The sheath is, at least, something he can tangibly understand putting to use. Had it been that gift alone, he'd have been able to accept with with all the due graces his father and his teachers had taught him. But this gift card - just looking at the price overwhelms him- just what is he expected to spend this much money on?
"I um..." a thought strikes him as he attempts to stammer out a response "Would you mind if I invited my sister, or is this supposed to be with you?"
Ugh! He just doesn't know! Maybe he should invite the both of them and just not eat anything!
@mysticallities said: "I hope this is good..." Sayaka hands Nobunaga a box. Inside the box is..... a Beretta 92XI SAO Tactical pistol with a flashlight and holographic sight. "M- merry christmas..."
"H-holy-! Are you serious?! For me?!" It's hard for Nobunaga to stop herself from practically jumping up and down excitement at the sight of an actual modern weapon she could hold - and she'd have no qualms about showing that, were it not a serious safety hazard when it came to firearms. So, she'll have to make do with bouncing at the back of her heels instead!
Eager hands gently pick up the Beretta, nearly trembling with joy. She's amazed at how naturally it seems it fit in her hands, how much humans had come with time to perfect what were once bulky rifles into this much smaller form.
"Good?! No, this is awesome! I've always wanted to have one of the new modern toys! Uh -" she takes a moment to address her poor choice of words, giving a wince after she's taken a second to look the sights "Well, you know what I mean. I'd probably be a pretty good shot with this, too! My abilities as an archer must carry over to this thing!"
Not that she was an expert marksman or anything - but good enough!
"Thanks a ton! Damn, I'll be sure to pick out something even cooler than this for you next year! I've got a reputation of equality to uphold, you know!"
Well....not really, depending on who you asked. But she didn't need to know that, right?

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Starting this a bit early to try and gather people from different timezones but -! Who's muses want Christmas presents this year?
Please specify muse/muses on your end ! Can of course be from multiple of my blorbos
Preferable we've had at least one interaction before but if not Jeanne will bake you cookies or something
"Who's your favorite Santa? Chacha thinks Quetzalcoatl is the coolest, but tiny Jeanne is the nicest! Ooo, but Abigail Williams' outfit is super cute too! And Martha makes the best dinners! And Altera lets me pet her sheep sometimes! It's so hard to chose!"
"...Chacha thinks Florence and Karna makes the worst Santa's, though....Florence just gives medicine every year....and Karna....well...what kind of santa boxes anyways?"
Someone called this Forbidden Lube and 💀