Home Alone if Kevin Did All That Shit (i.e., Be Left Alone) on Purpose
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Authour: @homobiwan (hoebiwan)
Subfandom: Batman
Media: All Media Types
Relationships: Gen (Janet Drake & Jack Drake & Tim Drake)
Year: 2025
Rating: Gen
Warnings: None
Summary:
“I didn’t go in the sewers,” Tim protests. “Much. I mostly stood on rooftops.” “You just stood there,” Jack repeats dubiously. “Well—I occasionally… jumped off of one rooftop so I could land on another.” Janet clutches her chest. She wonders if this is what it feels like to go into cardiac arrest. Or perhaps she’s experiencing a stroke. Is this the last conversation she’ll ever have with her husband and son? What will her gravestone read? HERE LIES JANET DRAKE, BELOVED WIFE OF JACK DRAKE AND MOTHER OF A LYING ADRENALINE JUNKIE SNAKE! . In which Jack and Janet Drake are just as neglectful as fanon paints them to be, but it's all due to one Timothy Drake's cunning initiative.
Submitted by @Astro
Submitter's comment:
Bad parents Jack and Janet Drake are common in batfic, but what if they were actually NOT bad parents and instead Tim was like a greased weasel, laser focused on achieving his own goals?
