#hobson

Im going to answer the daily life in a overview way bc I'm on my phone and coloring text is a pain on here-

For beatrix and the washers, their day to day life generally goes like this.

They wake up, and get ready to start the day. Breakfast is a must of course, and making sure everyone is there.

From then, the schedules will split off from eachother.

Daisuke will typically immediately check if anyone needs anything, and if so, work on retrieving those things to deliver them, taking a rest every once in a while and relaxing near the end of the day

Swansea will do a lap around the ranch to make sure every slime is fed, taking much more regular breaks. He's also keeping an eye on jimmy as he does this, who's day to day consists of being stuck on the ranch and cleaning up any mess, both ultimately relaxing at the end of the day

Beatrix's day to day depends entirely on what needs to be done, and anya and curly's schedules are equally unpredictable, due to one or sometimes both of them oftenly going with her. In general, they'll awaken and decide what needs to be obtained from the ranch, or what needs to be explored, and such will be done. They also get to enjoy the sights. Anya and curly tend to retire to sleep much sooner than bea.

As for the favorite activities..

"I enjoy star gazing. It's pretty well know by this point."

"I like getting to feed the slimes, they're just adorable!"

"I suppose watching the slimes bounce around. They're entertaining."

"Honestly, getting to move around and explore the place is more than I could ask for here. Seems strange, but consider what I've been through."

"I don't know. Fuck off."

"Jimmy.."

"Throwing things at jimmy. It's funny." -bea

"researching. Never too much to be done." -viktor

"Takin' care of the ranch, given that's usually where goldy will be." -thora

"Even if I'm an adventurer at heart, being on the ranch with thora has been nice." -Hobson

"Getting to make REAL food! Makes me feel good ^^" -ogden

"Racing my personal time." -mochi

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nie’s comfort scenes 🧸☔️

Livin’ Large is a terrible episode for a lot of reasons but hear me out: Hobson. In a DPxDC universe, imagine if the Fentons kept Hobson who found out Danny was Phantom around the same time that Danny learns he’s a Wayne and gets shipped off to stay with his biological father for the summer. Hobson would, naturally, go with Danny to “ensure the young master has proper help,” but to actually make sure that Danny will be safe with the Waynes for however long he’s there. Alfred, used to being the sole butler, would A) be territorial, and B) not appreciate this new, nosy manservant in the house of secrets. Thus, the Battle of the Butlers, each trying to uncover the other’s wards’ secrets while simultaneously, viciously protecting their own ward(s), and trying to win the affection of all the residents of the manor just to be able to say they’re the favorite. It would, frankly, be hilarious.