#hobovampire

??? Hello DBH fan AND mzds?? Are we friends?? AND Rk1k? SUPERIOR taste!

Ibisoren: You really stretchin’ it and you just want Soren to have a happy ending Dang u rite

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@lynne-monstr replied to your post “I haven’t written like, anything in two months?  a tiny bit of poking...”

an accomplishment to be proud of!!

WHY THANK YOU (I knew you’d like that)

@argei replied to your post “I haven’t written like, anything in two months?  a tiny bit of poking...”

exactly 300 more words tho

@thisonelikesaliens replied to your post “I haven’t written like, anything in two months?  a tiny bit of poking...”

Argei beat me to that answer

*snerk* Nice to know we’re all twelve, at least

BUT I LIKE THE “666″ as much as the “69″ and if I get 300 more I’ll lose that...

plus I have managed any sort of precise wordcount/drabble challenge, like, three times ever? I doubt I’d manage 300 exactly

unless I resorted to blood magic? Which doesn’t quite seem worth it

@hobovampire replied to your post “I haven’t written like, anything in two months?  a tiny bit of poking...”

<3333333 youre perfect tho

TBF (/letterkenny) the snickers would kind of hard to chew...

ramblings-of-a-madman-after-dark reblogged your photoset and added: “pointedahead: val-ritz: toaster-120: leg-stealing-bee: ...”

As a native Minnesotan, I have eaten and enjoyed...

You have consumed so much mayonnaise XDDDD.  My hat’s off to you.

mothwick reblogged your photoset and added: “pointedahead: val-ritz: toaster-120: leg-stealing-bee: ...”

My mom makes pink stuff, like the pink salad...

Yeah, I’ve seen other variations in the South and just... guess they migrated?  Idk.  Is that something *you* enjoy?

hobovampire reblogged your photoset and added: “pointedahead: val-ritz: toaster-120: leg-stealing-bee: ...”

Green fluff!!!! I love green fluff!!

Author name: FlitShadowflame / lilsoutherncuss

Artist(s) name: Hobovampire

Story Title: Myths and Fairytales

Link to story: Myths and Fairytales

Rating: E for Explicit

Warnings: xenocock, quasi-bestiality, noncon to dubcon to fullcon, blood magic, canon-typical violence

Story summary: Dorian’s father goes several steps too far in his attempts to rein in his willful heir.  Dorian spends the next handful of years trying to make up for Halward’s mistakes, but eventually discovers that family isn’t always what you’re born with.

Link to art: Minotaur

Rating: E/NSFW

Haven't even checked it out yet, but I was concerned that was going to be the case. :/

hobovampire replied to your post: “�� of your choice”:

YOOOOOO PREACH THE SWEET TRUTH

i was all for the kickstarter until i found out who was involved tbh

but i still tried to go in with an open mind and I couldn’t make it through the first one

it’s probably not fair to compare it to the old ones, especially since i grew up with the original show and have a lot of nostalgia for it. i really did Try (mainly for joel’s sake)

Liam?

ITS A GREAT HEADCANON