#hoa5

The worst sin of the Twilight movies as adaptations is the lack of whimsy. Twilight the novel is so unserious

It kills me that Edward had plans and backup plans for every possible danger Bella could face, except ☝️ unprotected sex

If there was a Twilight spinoff show that I would happily watch that would be a medical show with Carlisle not in a Greys Anatomy way but more like House MD. Like Carlisle is there because he is like a medical genius but he also creeps everyone out. Every episode has a patient with an extremely rare condition and noone can understand whats going on and the Carlisle just shows up and he is like"yeah this guy has lupus" and then everyone is like " Cullen you know its never lupus except that time that it was in fact lupus" But sike this guy actually has lupus

Bella is a he/him lesbian and Edward is his she/her cis man boyfriend

Edward Cullen and Bella Swan broke up and y’all wanted them to be reasonable and normal about it?? Skill issue

"If you know this movies you have elite movie taste" honey please I will choose twilight over Inception at any given time