John: what? what are you talking about? Things were always like this. nothing ever changed. You're misremembering rose, use your head for once, will you?
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John: what? what are you talking about? Things were always like this. nothing ever changed. You're misremembering rose, use your head for once, will you?

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does anyone like this au or is this just me tbh
and so... an au is born, not from the fall of a home, but a broken one, it sure ain't easy being broke! but first, let's meet our CAST!!!!
first the STRIDEBERTS!!!
and then, the LALONDLEYS!!!
MORE STUFF
GREATER STUFF, BIGGER STUFF
COMING SOON!!!!
CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE A BIG SHOT LIKE ME, I ALWAYS HIT IT
BIG!!!!!!
USE THE HASHTAG #HOMEBROKE or #YOU CAN'T FIGHT THE BROKENESS
TO SEE MORE, OR CREATE MOREEEEE!!!!!!
ALSO LOOK AT THIS BROKE!JOHN FANART FRESHY "FREAKESTSTAR" MADE FOR ME IN DISCORD THEY'RE MY GOAT NOW THEY NEED LOVE GO FOLLOW THEM ON TWITTER NOW
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thank you @underfell and vinny vici
their classpects, and the god tier of homebroke
no god pajamas FUCK YOU
he would have a thing for donuts, i say this as i am eating a donut.

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john is like what my mom calls the dog we have to take care of
a good piece of shit/j
perfect description for him
@phorbolicious ping cause grimdorks is technically there
i REALLY like your au so *throws junerose at u in humor*
yessss, homebroke grimdorks my beloved
JOHN "SLIMER" EGBERT - ATK ?? DEF ??
* What someone calls a "Hot Shot".
* Something tells you that someone is rose.
* She sees the name as an insult.
* John likes it.
* "John the Hot Shot" has a nice ring to it.
* She wonders why he does that.
* John also wonders that.
* Anyways.
* He runs the show. All shows. Any show.
* All's fair game as long as he keeps being the boss.
* Don't play like you're the boss. this world ain't big enough for two self-absorbed pricks.
* The smooth taste of "SLIME", whatever that means.
* But one thing's for true, he sure is good at being the slime.
* ...Don't try to tell him otherwise, he won't like it.
@phorbolicious tagging you cause grimdorks is there #deepdown