#hk-47

based on that one breaking bad comic

Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic - 2025 replay

Revan: You can't trust me. I don't even trust myself. I don't know who I am anymore, I'm getting too much money. HK-47: Observation: These Jedi are interrogating me about a gram of spice as if I didn't assassinate an Applebee's hostess two kilometers away. Canderous: If I had a credit for every time I gave a shit, I would be broke. Because I do not give a shit. Jolee: This shit ain't nothin' to me man. I'm twelve million years old. Darth Malak: I've been fully consumed by hatred, jealousy, and lust. I can't help but get thrown into a violent trance at the slightest hint of criticism or pushback. Atton: I fuck like it's for survival. As if it's the last sip of water I'll ever get. Kreia: I don't give a fuck if I go blind. I don't need to see the price tag anyway. Brianna: They needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hot plate at the cantina and burned my fingerprints off. They WILL NOT find me. Darth Sion: I bashed my own head in with a rock because I couldn't stand the fact I'll never get to fuck her. G0-T0: My wristwatch is worth the GDP of Onderon. If it breaks, the galactic exchange market will take a 28% hit. People will die.

HK-47 by Russell Barrios

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