d r e w h i g g i n b o t h a m, thirty-five, robert pattinson
perpetually bored. constantly lazy. never applied himself, so is he a genius or a dumbass? truly we will never know. fun loving guy who can never take things seriously. drives school bus for the district, cuz the kids are cool, pay is decent, and he doesn’t have to work full time to survive. worst boyfriend, but girls still try for some reason. won’t remember your birthday, might bring you flowers *once*, but will definitely forget your anniversary, if you ever even have one.
the oldest of the higginbothams, he is a hometown native. he needs friends from when he grew up, new people who came to town, girls he’s dated, slept with and never called, and the rest of the higginbotham fam of course!!
