#heytherepumpkin

(First off, happy birthday, you!!)

Scanlan: If you ever needed an alias, what would your name be?Okay so the answer is Rhiannon, but the path to get there trails through a nickname that doesn’t get used anymore based on an ex-member of a band I used to like a lot more than I do now, and a past coworker i Did Not Care For. Alternately, I’d use Gerard for a male name, for less complicated reasons.

Sun Tree: What is the coolest thing you’ve ever done?Um, oh boy. I’m not that cool? Interesting stories, maybe, but… I’d probably have to go with meeting my idol and the lead singer of my favorite band. But idk if that counts as cool bc I was definitely crying at the time. Maybe also flying a plane over the Golden Gate Bridge, that was pretty badass.

Lionel: What is your patronus? Alternatively, your daemon?A tiger. It’s the animal I’ve always been fondest of and felt most connected to.

SO I WAS BORED AND DID ALL THE VERSIONS

brick:

every time Hugo starts talking about ~*~motherhood~*~ just…make him stop

Marius and also the narrator recognize that his grandfather is a horrifying abusive dumpster and Marius and Cosette accordingly get as far away from him as possible after the wedding and have their own cute house and never speak to him again

TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED TO MONTPARNASSE DAMMIT

more ladies please! we can start by giving Musichetta actual pagetime!

can we just tone down Marius’s stalker tendencies and possessiveness like a BIT

musical:

Victor Hugo as Narrator, Into the Woods style! he makes everyone stop what they’re doing to go on History Digressions all the time! pulls Enjolras to center stage and makes him stand there for five minutes while he waxes eloquent about his hair! IT WOULD BE GREAT

return Gavroche to his rightful place as the center of all the different plotlines happening in Paris, which also means that you’re gonna have to actually include some more of those plotlines and characters

Hugo gave us lovely long intros for all Les Amis, why would you pass up the opportunity to turn that into a song introducing each of them?

can we have less going on about Les Amis’s ~naivete~ like they knew what they were doing and they had definitely held guns before, they’re young and idealistic but they’re not CHILDREN

more solos for grownup Cosette!! she should have a Big Number apart from In My Life/Heart Full of Love!

movie:

full version of Drink with Me, give it here

also give back all the cut ABC Cafe dialogue

JUST CAST NORM LEWIS AS JAVERT, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING

“IT’S THE STORY OF THOSE WHO ALWAYS LOVED YOU”, WHY WOULD YOU EVEN CHANGE THAT HOW DARE YOU

I like them mostly but sometimes they bother me because my brain insists the people are touching the stuff WRONG. just. let me touch all the stuff instead.

you’re the most fantastic and fluffy Four. and the ribbon is a good look and you should definitely start wearing it! it’s the perfect aesthetic for book-reading and tea-drinking.

Oh my god??? That is amazing but also it’s a slippery slope to being an opera ghost, Savannah.