#herrlazarus

“O-oh, I’m sorry!” Nervously, the girl put her hands up in an attempt to not cause any more trouble than she currently has. Apparently she had been once again clumsy enough to cause herself to bump into someone. And by the looks of it, it seems to have been someone of a much higher standing than herself. Suit, tie, briefcase.

She got herself into trouble again, didn’t she?

She was more than aware of the fact that in general, the high class proved to be unable to understand that an accident is an accident, and that not every little thing is meant to be a personal attack on them.

And it seems that this was once again the case.

“Who the hell do you think you are? You got my coffee all over me and I have a meeting in a half an hour!”

“I’m sorry, I really am, I didn’t see you there-”

“That doesn’t excuse what you did!”

Dazai had found himself once again wandering about the city, once again creating chaos for the oh so schedule fueled Kunikida. But what fun would it be if he did as he asked? It felt as if it was almost his duty to make sure that the blonde actively experiences new things, and as such, it meant having him search endlessly for her partner and coworker.

Besides, he had other reasons for sneaking to freedom anyways.

What kind of person would he be if he didn’t make sure that everything was alright? He had to make sure that there were no suspicious characters, that there was going to be no more problems. If they weren’t snipped at the bud, they have proven to be problematic, and he didn’t want to deal with those situations when it was too late.

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