#henrygreen

Evie: Jacob’s a lot like a leprechaun, don’t you think?

Henry: *confused* What? How is Mr. Frye like leprechaun?

Evie: Well, he causes mayhem wherever he goes, and he enjoys inconveniencing others for his own amusement.

Henry: I see your point, Miss Frye. Perhaps your brother is indeed a leprechaun.

Henry totally reads any book Evie suggests , for example pride and prejudice.

And one day while they were still dating Henry placed a peice of paper in front of Evie and told her to write down all her favourite books so he can go out and read them all to get to know her better!

AND YOU CANT TELL ME HENRY DOENST SIT WITH EVIE AFTER A LONG DAY TO LISTEN TO HER READ AND HE DOES THE SAME FOR HER!

Jacob: *walks into room to find Henry and Evie doing yoga together* What the hell are you doing?

Evie: *glares at Jacob* It’s called Yoga, Jacob.

Henry: Yes, its very beneficial for the body. Would you like to join us, Mr. Frye?

Jacob: No thanks, Greenie, I’d rather not look like an idiot today.

Evie: Why don’t you stay for the next pose, and I’ll impress you.

Jacob: All right, entertain me, sis.

Evie: *smiling sweetly* the next pose is called the flying bird.

Henry: *looking confused* Miss Frye, I think your getting confused the flying bird isn’t...

Evie: *flips off Jacob* Isn’t this pose majestic?

Henry: *gasping* Miss Frye!

Evie: I’m going to kill him(meaning Jacob)!

Henry: You mean that figuratively, right?