#help pleaaaase

Hmm… I’m still thinking about what I should do for my 300 follower special… Help me..? Maybe..?

Does anyone remember a story on either DeviantArt or Dimensions (I’m pretty sure) that involving two heterosexual couples, each one being a personal trainer plus…just a regular person, I guess?

The personal trainers fall for each other, and come up with a plan to get rid of their partners: fatten them up. Eventually they become so big and helpless that all four of them move in together, and the fatties are convinced they’re better off with one another, since only their now-ex-partners can do things like “get off the couch without help”.

If the Obey me brothers were from Teyvat, which Nation? (In my opinion)

Lucifer - Fontaine (As voted, and yes, he does give off Neuvillette vibes)

Mammon - Sumeru - The Egyptian based part (I imagine him as a mercenary like Dehya)

Leviathan - Inazuma

Satan - Sumeru - The Indian based part (As a an Akademiya scholar, he gives off Alhaitham vibes lol)

Asmodeus - Fontaine (He reminds me of Lyn or Furina)

Beelzebub - Natlan

Belphegor - Snezhnaya (Edit: As voted from the people, but I do agree, this definitely fits him)

so my silly little school is doing a talent show and because I'm a silly little guy i signed up🤞🤞🤞

i will... most likely do a Hamilton song. sing and dance ykyk. but since i have 0 friends that would preform shit with me i must go alone

So I've known for like a good year now that my chosen name is sam and when people ask me what it's short for I realise oh fuck I haven't really thought this through

So ive like chosen a bunch of names that start with sam in my culture bcuz i dont want my name to give the impression that I'm a cishet white boy so here goes nothing