Feb 25
Bad news, the Helmacrons came back
Good news, they just shrank one Taxxon and now he's just like a regular centipede or whatever. Very cute, actually.
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Bad news, the Helmacrons came back
Good news, they just shrank one Taxxon and now he's just like a regular centipede or whatever. Very cute, actually.
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I would love to know Visser 3's backstory with the Helmacrons
Why does he know so much about them?
We all know he's a closet xenobiology nerd, so it's not that shocking that he immediately starts lecturing the 'Andalite bandits' about how they're a fungible species, but where did he learn that??
I like to think he was on one of his safaris to aquire a deadly new morph when the Helmacrons just sort of showed up and started harassing him and his guards as part of their grand plan to conquer whatever random planet they were on
Maybe the Helmacron ship tried to pick a dog fight with the blade ship
I may have to write this fanfic now...
Marco: Holy shit, Helmacrons!
Cassie: Language!
Marco: You're right. Holy shit, Heck-Macrons!
Go forth, mighty warriors! Go forth into space! All the galaxy shall tremble before the Helmacrons. All will obey us. All will be our slaves. For only we are truly worthy to be Lords of the Universe. Posthumous Exhortation of the Emperor. From the log of the Helmacron ship, Galaxy Blaster
The smaller they are the bigger they dream.
"Posthumous Exhortation of the Emperor" = the first sign that Helmacrons are wild.
Helmacrons?
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
No.
I have an intense, burning indifference!
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I absolutely love the Helmacrons. They’re just so weird, but the right kind of weird, the kind of weird that fits right in with the rest of the messed-up Animorphs universe, along with evil Atlantis, time-travel, and whatever the Iskoort had going on.
They’re these tiny little ant creatures who only show up when it is the exact worst moment. They argue about everything. All of their leaders are dead, and not only do they not see anything wrong with this, they have this weird meta knowledge that their leaders are completely useless and their only function is to be used as bargaining chips. They are so absolutely full of themselves, but most of that confidence is earned because they just keep succeeding despite all odds.
They’re the only species in the universe to have shrinking tech! They suck so much that they make Visser freakin’ III team up with the Animorphs! They go on a Magic School Bus trip inside Marco! The only reason they need the morphing cube is to charge their ship.
Gah, I just love the little buggers.
Doodles
Puddle of random doodles of various alien critters.
Yeerk, Andalite, Visser Three slinked in there, Helmacron, Warmaker Iskoort, Vanarx.
I...wasn’t sure what colours the Iskoort should be, I really need to reread 26.
My ass that's been going around doing Animorph HC/fancasting for weeks during the reread:
Helmacrons =
I DONT MAKE THE RULES HERE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯👌✨