Dearest irony,
Thank you for always making my week! Late Friday afternoon (might I add, Friday the 13th), I set a goal of donating blood more often in honor of my grandfather, especially since we shared the same blood type and he had received 3 pints of blood in his time of need. So, I got myself to the blood bank and had a lovely time draining a pint.
Fast-forward 36 hours, I wake up with a sore throat and runny nose. No biggie, just allergies. At 48 hours: chills & 99.2 degree fever. Fuck. I quickly whipped out the donation receipt and called the hotline to recall MY BAG OF DEATH.Â
Here's to my Hippocratic oath to do no harm...
Sincerely,
Literally sick of your shit














