#hello there~~

         within star’s hands is a rather large bag filled to the brim with gummy bears, and you bet that the princess is happily chewing away at them. after all, who WOULDN’T be happy with such a large amount of candy in the palm of their hands? certainly not star, and she’s willing to share the lovely candy - there’s no way she can eat them all herself. so when she notices marco’s karate sensei, she decides to walk up to him, offering some gummy goodness.

Farlan feeling extremely guilty every single month, mostly when Isabel gets attacked by sudden mood swinging. Like “Farlan, I’m starting to get fat, you won’t love me anymore once my belly LOOKS LIKE A FREAKIN’ BALLOON, RIGHT? YOU WILL LEAVE ME FOR ANOTHER GIRL PRETTIER THAN ME. YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON’T NEED YOU. -Gross sobbing while shovels cake into her mouth-

But when she’s giving birth, oh my God. I don’t know if Farlan would be present at the birthing room, but just imagining the suffering she’s having because of the labor contractions (and her screams) he just clings to Levi, all “I did this to her, Levi, I’m an horrible person -smokes another cigarrette-“

BUT THEN THE DOCTOR COMES OUT OF THE ROOM, and Farlan can feel his heart almost jumping when he says “Mr. Church, you can see your wife now… and your daughter. Both women’ve been strong during the process and now they’re sane and safe. It’s a girl, congratulations.”

AND WHEN HE SEES THE NEW BORN BABY IN HIS WIFE’S ARMS OH MY GOD. “You look pale. Relax, I don’t want our baby girl to see ya this way, Church”

{it’s never gonna not be funny yo}