Mr.恶魔（垫底的画渣）

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Going on a Date With Alucard

Hear me out: hunting date

Alucard would wait for Sir Integra and Walter to deliver the news of a real piece of shit vamp, one who really deserves a blessed bullet between the eyes, and that's when he'd act

Ever since going steady with his S/O, Alucard would have you trained in firearms to the point where you were able to stand beside other Hellsing operatives

He cares for you, but he can't risk you inevitably getting caught up in a fight that he was the cause of, so you have to be prepared to defend yourself until he or Seras can show up

So when this new bastard of a target shows up on Hellsing's radar, Alucard takes this as the perfect opportunity to share some of his exciting lifestyle with you

You were hesitant, of course

All ghouls and vampires used to be humans, and the thought of killing one of your kind was not a pleasant one

But Alucard predicted your apprehension, and already had this vampire's resume ready for you to read

To put it lightly: domestic battary, child kidnapping, and multiple counts of SA were the most minor of this monster's offences

After that, you were absolutely game

Alucard would have the whole night planned out, not only to show you a good hunt date, but to make sure you were safe and not overwhelmed

He would have you stick by his side the entire time, copping a feel whenever the air was tame and his hand was free of a gun, much to your embarrassment

This was a game to him, occasionally disappearing into the trees, only to creep up out of no-where, startling you like it was nothing

Rest sweet heart oh mine, 'tis only my sadistic lover

Alucard would let you handle most of the ghouls at first, but if they got too close or congested into groups, he would shift you behind his back and take over, ever the protective creature

When you finally reached the target, Alucard gave a show of giving him a hard time, making you laugh as the vamp was thrown about the room and shoved into walls by Alucard's invisible forces

He even let you trip the bastard a couple of times, kicking him in the rear and towards an upturned table

The both of you crack jokes at the vampire's expense, trying to one-up each other in creative insults like two school children

When the vamp started cursing you out for your giggling, that's when you had enough and started shooting, making sure to play your own game, making him suffer as much as possible before sending a silver round into his brain

Alucard was so hard

He threw his guns into his holsters and pinned you against the wall, lifting you by your thighs, so you could wrap your legs around his waist, ravaging you like you were dressed in the sexiest lingerie, rather than the copious splatters of blood from the monsters

The excursion would end with a starlit view from a porch atop Hellsing manor, sharing a couple glasses of wine and other deep red liquids

When you accidentally took a sip from the wrong glass, getting a mouthful of blood rather than Pinot Noir, Alucard's maniacal laughter was almost enough to keep your stomach from turning

Casa Culunco, een huis onder een schuin dak ingebouwd in een helling. Dit huis  bij het Boliviaanse Tumbaco, op 40 minuten van Quito, is een ontwerp van architectenbureau Al Borde.

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