Dating + Random Headcanons
Hellboy x gn!reader
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A/n: I wrote this with 2019 Hellboy in mind, but I think you can read it as del Toro's Hellboy too. Also, I know nothing about the comics, only the movies, so please don't kill me if something is incorrect.
Warnings: Mentions of insecurity, jealousy and existencial crisis, let me know if I missed anything.
Word Count: ~1.3k.
Dates usually consist of staying in, ordering takeout or pizza and watching tv, maybe playing some video game or listening to Red playing his guitar. But if you ask him, heāll take you out to somewhere nice, as long as itās not too crowded, heād hate to hear his dad complaining about him going out in public.
He likes lots of different games, though his favorites are nostalgic ones or horror and chaotic ones, heād say his favorite was Doom if it didnāt make him have an existential crisis every time he plays (a guy killing demons, just like him, while he is also a ādemonā, messes with him a bit).
In long car rides he puts his playlist on the carās speakers and looks at you every 5 seconds to see your reaction. If you like his songs, heāll go full music expert mode and tell you about his favorite artists and concerts. If you donāt like them, heāll show you different genres to see which one pleases you more. Heās open to hear your music too, and if he ends up not liking it, heād tolerate them to a point, as long as youāre happy.
For someone with that body, heās surprisingly lazy. When not on missions and working out, heās lying on the couch, doing anything that doesnāt require too much effort. When heās exercising, though? He gives all of him, lifting dumbbells twice your weight on each arm, sweat glistering on his shirtless chest and veins popping with the all the force heās using. Itās a gorgeous sight, and heās quite a show-off when working out, so if he catches you staring, heāll flex in all kinds of poses to your enjoyment.
A little bit jealous when he sees you with agents. Heās not the controlling type, tough, itās more of a fear that someday youāll realize who youāre dating and leave him. Heād act all snappy during the whole conversation, well, your conversation, as heād be quiet the whole time. Itās impossible not to notice, so the best thing would be to take him to a secluded corner and smush him in affection or to give him a kiss right in front the person youāre talking to. Just a quick thing to remind him youāre together because you love him, nobody else.
He sometimes invites friends over to his place, often times to have a jam session or just to relax with video games or sports. Heād love it if you got along with his friends, and would try to make you feel comfortable around them. If for whatever reason one of them made you feel uncomfortable, heād take that into consideration and avoid bringing them home when youāre there, or even end their relationship, depending on what they did.
If thatās your thing too, heād love to have jams with just the two of you, even performing some love songs to you, in his own laid-back way. If you mention liking a specific song that he could play on the guitar, heād learn it and play for you during these moments.
He frequently asks you to google and call people on his phone, as heās broken it too many times when trying to use it. Speaking of, his phone is quite simple, few apps installed and not much personalization, except for the wallpaper, which he insisted on being a picture of you both. His ringtone is a heavy metal song that always startles everyone around, but he seems used to it by now and refuses to change it.
Sleeps like a rock and snores loud, he can sleep anywhere at any time, heās basically a nightmare for light sleepers. On the good side, you can do whatever you want to him and heāll only know when he wakes up a few hours later. He likes having you close when going to bed, which means cuddling is ideal. Heās fine with whatever position, but he specially loves to have your head on his chest and one arm draped over you.
He eats for a whole family. All you can eat restaurants fear him. With reason, that body wonāt be maintained with little food. When you two order pizza you better take your slices as soon as it arrives ācause he can effortlessly eat it all by himself. It happened once and he felt terrible that he forgot to leave a few slices for you, so heās more mindful now. Still, you should try to prevent it.
The tail. At the beginning he felt really awkward when you mentioned or even looked at it, but with time he feels more comfortable. When you try to touch it, he playfully smacks your hand with it, giving you a hard time to try and catch it by darting it around, eventually giving up and letting you have it. To be honest he doesnāt care about what you find so endearing about it, as long as you donāt squeeze and do weird stuff with it. When you two are sitting close to each other or on the bed to sleep, his tail wraps itself around your legs. He says itās unconscious, but you canāt be 100% sure as he often uses it to grab stuff when he canāt reach with his hands.
Like the tail, heās fine with you touching the rock hand, what heās not comfortable with, however, is mentioning the horns or hooves. Heād let it brush aside the first times, but once he knows you better and truly trusts you, he asks you to not mention about them, and you donāt need an explanation, having seen the way he looks at them on the bad days.
He likes it when you paint his nails, even if youāve never done it before and it ends up looking wonky, since he canāt paint them by himself. Something he adores, but is a bit more critical about, is when you play with his hair and beard. Once again, do whatever you want, when itās just you and him, you can let your imagination run wild and make all types of hairstyles, heāll even let you take funny pictures of him in pigtails. Just not in public, when going out he asks you to make the classic half bun.
His place has a huge shower, so you can shower together without being cramped. Heās not the most delicate person but heāll take extra care when washing your body and hair. Speaking of, he wonāt ask, but he wants you to wash his hair for him, heāll lower his head for you with a satisfied grin on his face. He also lets you wash him, if you want, itās only that he might be a bit too self-conscious, seeing the differences of yours and his body always leaves him thoughtful, so these moments are the few times where itās all about intimacy and comfort, absent of the usual snarky remarks and playfulness.
He's also super messy. He canāt keep his place tidy to save his life, itās either that he was too busy away on missions and when he gets back heās too tired to clean everything up, or that the mess doesnāt bother him too much, so why change it? Needless to say, if you want to be in clean place, youād either have to do it yourself or annoy him for days until heās pissed enough to do it.
He's not very creative with pet names, heād go by the basic āloveā or ābabeā. Doesnāt mind if you give him interesting pet names, though, heās more amused than irritated when you call him cheesy in front of other people.
Overall, heās an amazing person, and an even better boyfriend, just the right amount of sarcasm and tenderness. To most he seems rough around the edges, but with his partner heād be the best he could, even when sometimes he himself doesnāt believe to be worthy of your love.
Reblogs, comments and feedback are appreciated. Let me know if there are any mistakes, English is not my first language. Thank you for reading! <3
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