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Vs Adam?

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The Gatekeeper of Hell was truly at his lowest as Mammon had decided to yet again, torment him throughout the ages to the present. Much to Adam's own frustration? Unable to catch the overly slippery King of Fools as he yelled in a fit of rage, "MAMMON, you ROTTEN TUB OF LARDASS. FIGHT ME LIKE A REAL WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE FOR ONCE, PUSSY."

A tap on his shoulder, Adam would turn immediately to blast with his holy light in an enraged roar. Punching a hole through Mammon's large chest as The Sin simply looked unimpressed, comically gesturing to Adam with a thumb while he turned to the camera, "This c*nt (honk), amrite?" And the Stunt Double would explode into molten confetti, searing Adam's face and body through his armor and mask as he'd scream blindly.

Yet the disgraced Archangel dropped his holy sword to the flurry that came next, Mammon on the offensive albeit doing no real lethal damage other than to his pride, "QUUWAAAAH, CORGIE DOING HIS TAXES STYLE." The Sin of Greed was using the twins Glitz and Glam as willing nunchucks to kick, slam, and punch to distract Adam as they had been his sidekicks for today. Mammon having them temporarily bound as Avatars of Greed to be part of his 'act' as the Entity of Avarice called out a series of mock fighting styles from Adam's request- disappearing and reappearing as his Stunt Doubles or expendable minions took the fall for him with the twins at his side.

"GROIN-PUNCHING BUSINESS STYLE!"

"FALLGUY COUNTER STANCE STYLE!"

Crossing his arms, "Look, I can excuse genocide on a bunch of degenerate scumfucks because who fuckin' cares, amirite? But I draw the line at homophobia, not cool, man."

Fandom: Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss/Demons and Angels. Age Rating: 18+ Themes: Fight Rp, Comedy, Dry Comedy, Dry Wit, Blood, Death, Gore possibly. Modern Fantasy. Fantasy. Multiverse Safe. Demons. Angels. Corruption. Biblical in themes for wording, scripture, phrasing or even structure of writing with a modern reiteration. Triggers: I would say there are a lot of triggers for this fandom, but I will avoid themes of rape mentioned as I don’t think the show handles it well to begin with. I won't do misogyny other than maybe womanizer-level misogyny with Adam as it kind of makes little sense with him for origins to begin with. As I'm not sure why Viv just made him a misogynist when she found the 'original story' hateful to women? Which is fine, but Adam never really showed explicit hatred to anyone in The Bible, so it's already kind of pushing it in my opinion. I also can't see him being an abusive father in a way that makes sense to where he'd still be allowed into Heaven without repenting along with other things. Portrayal: I have no want to redeem him and will portray him mostly to his canon personality with a few expansions mostly just to keep him around as 'The Gatekeeper of Hell'. As it doesn't make sense when this jackass got to Heaven while others went to Hell for far less in the show. He has had a fall from grace overtime from becoming embittered and watching his descendants fall into degeneracy, along with the fact not all of his family made it to Heaven. Forever holding a grudge against Lilith and Lucifer, but mostly Lucifer and later towards mostly Sera more than anyone else. I will not hold back with Adam in how he talks or how he acts but I am more than fine with him getting beaten if given proper discussion, as he is one of the stronger characters of the series. I don't see really any reason to not have it happen as he was made to get his ass beat, but it needs to make sense. Summary:

->Hell's Court<-

-My Adam is middle eastern given his origins, so I only use helmet Adam. As he was ONCE human. I am fine interacting with Abels or otherwise that don't match this description that are his family as this is less 'an actual guy we saw in history like St Peter' who I have banned.

-Adam for his default verse unless requested is being 'The Gatekeeper of Hell' in the aftermath of his return as a Sinner very briefly before punished by The Council.

-Has no real last name from the Bible so yes, this idiot made his last name and the last name of his family 'Dickmaster'.

-Is expanded on in a way that keeps him in the story, but more or less cages him up as an entity. This way he can still remain as a verbal antagonist to Charlie but also get a fate he considers far worse than death: Emily being his New Manager, along with Adam having a really cool sword and unable to kill The Sinners that are on the daily making fun of him and his ego along with leaving graffiti near his gate just outside of bounds. Emily in question, being vaguely offended that him working for her he finds worse than death even if he doesn't explicitly hate her.

-I am fine with him getting his ass beat with plotting.

-He loves his kids and family, but in 'his way'. I can't see the hallucinations from Lute being other than from her own bias. As again, this guy somehow made it to Heaven, meaning his fall began after his death. This keeps him as a good mirror to the opposite of Pentious who repented with crimes that were largely 'forgivable' in the afterlife after making an active effort and enduring the suffering of Hell.

The Gatekeeper of Hell clapping his hands slowly, "And LOOK who it is, the 'Princess of Hell' and the brat of that douchebag on the throne. You know, before you say ANYTHING, loser? Listen up and listen good before you think you've 'won', idiot."

"Yeah, Pentious? That pussy snake thing was a one in a million to redeem. You think you REALLY can pull that shit off again?"

"You see, I WAS THE ONE WHO KILLED HIM, not you, maybe, just maybe he was good enough my powers purified him- so you know, good for him and you're welcome. But you've suckered allllll of Heaven and my new marshmallow bitch of a boss into believing in you, but NOT ME. Not by a longshot, bitch."

"So you know what I think is going to happen? I think, the rapture failsafe is gonna trigger. I think all the faith my dumbass boss has put in you? Is gonna be for nothing, because you're just that, nothing but fucking evil and a monster- and you just can't help it, no matter how hard you try. I almost pity you, actually."

"Because when Emily has to organize the exterminations? When the chips are fucking down and all options are out the door? It will be ME to save the day because I'm the MOTHERFUCKING HERO AND THE DICKMASTER HIMSELF, PAHAHAHA. And I won't even make her watch when they funnel into this Gate Ring they've caged me up in." Reaching the climax of his rant, he'd slowly calm, more and more, eerily so as if he's considered this all before a long time ago.

"And when Em's crying after the first time you fail that, no, I don't think she'll hate you, it'll be worse. She'll keep believing, she'll keep having faith in you until each year when Hell threatens to overflow with all the degenerate fuckin' filth and you leave her out to dry to prevent a premature Rapture?"

"Little by little, you'll break her, slowly she'll be nothing like she was when this began. The tears will stop, and eventually, just near lifelessly doing her thing the same as always year in and year out... until one day, she can't take it anymore- and she breaks and it'll be all your fault. And the whole kumbaya bullshit that you fucks have in your little pathetic circlejerk of 'fees fees' and 'forgiveness' will come crashing down to what's reality."

"That this is Hell and it IS forever for almost everyone." "...And you can't save them, no matter how hard you try."

"Because these FREAKS don't want to be fucking saved, idiot."

"So if you have a 'heart' like you claim you do. Why don't you do her a fuckin' favor? And tell her that you can't redeem any meaningful fucking amount of Sinners, not now, or EVER and how you're a failure, how you have no idea what you're fucking doing and I can sure as fuck tell from watching in the background lookin' in. Do all that, before you turn one of the only GOOD people ever in your miserable life down here into something worse than just a crybaby bitch that 'loves everyone'."

"Something good, but broken down to a shell of her pathetic self. Just like what your dear old 'dad' did to someone I knew a loooong time ago and is STILL kickin' himself like he should for it."

"Well, how about it?"

"Do you have a heart or do you just think you do, Charlie?"

"I'm waiting."