the Quilted Comforts pallet + *spins Ranger wheel* ...Helcheon! make that boy cozy, stat!
too cozy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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the Quilted Comforts pallet + *spins Ranger wheel* ...Helcheon! make that boy cozy, stat!
too cozy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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[I came across this brilliant wheel of sinister keg locations by a-lonely-dunedain recently, so I have spun it for ideas on setting! Results are really fun so far, I believe I shall continue.]
2: Right smack dab in the middle of the Morannon (Amarion)
Radanir: *mixing different alcoholic beverages together*
Helchon: What are you making?
Radanir: A mistake.
I always wondered what age all the rangers, especially the grey company ones would be, and also more in general how dúnedain aging even works, and how the maturity compares to "normal humans"/middle men
I mean we do know that all the grey company rangers are dúnedain, even if they aren't of royal blood/direct descent of isildur, and therefore still have a longer life expectancy than normal humans. I don't know/am not sure, if we actually have information on that, but I would say, that means that the usual one is about 140-150 years, maybe?
Now the question is, where do the gc rangers fit in, and how old are they compared to aragorn?
In my mind, idk if I read that somewhere, i believe that Dúnedain mature at 25, and that's probably when they get sworn to aragorn, so Helchon is somewhere around 25 or 26 years.
Thanks to an ao3 fic I read some time ago, I hc Candaith to be rather young for a ranger, somewhere in his early thirties, also because (courtesy of that fic aswell) the lone ranger thing wasn't actually planned, but the other rangers just- died (blame garth agarwen. that always works) another contributing factor to young(ish)!candaith might be bc of the oc that i ship him with- but that's beside the point
Calenglad, as we know, is older than Aragorn, by at least about 20 years, and with him, in my mind-, looking like he's in his forties somewhere (leaning towards late forties), something inbetween 107-120 seems fitting
Golodir, I'd believe, is somewhere similar to Calenglad, possibly a bit older, but due to all the Angmar shit- being mordirith's favourite punching bag for a few years straight does that to you- has aged faster, which puts him somewhere in the range of 120/120+ give or take
Corunir and Lorniel were besties and a similar age, change my mind. With that, and my headcanon for Angmar being give or take 10 years long, they were definitely older than 25 to actually go on that journey, and at the very least two-to-three years older, for the experience, which would put them somewhere in their early 40s/40s. That would mean that Golodir had Lorniel at about 80- which is fine, ig? Aragorn had Eldarion at 91, tho he also lived to 210, so I dunno if he is a valid comparison.
Anyway, this were the first rangers that came to mind- [actually, now that I think about it loth and rads too- and amdir, dagoras, daervunn, saeradan, halbarad- but i can't be bothered to write smth about them]
here you go *cutely hands you my first post*
can i get uhhhh..... mean plinko helchon 🥺👉👈
picker wheel tried really hard to kill him, took a few goes
(after 12 rangers in a row that weren't viable for this scenario)
no babyrangers were harmed in the making of this prompt

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Month-long fic challenge using these LOTRO Rangers + Situations prompts collected by a-lonely-dunedain. Minimum of 100 words, no particular adherence to timelines or canon.
4: Faeron and Helchon & chained together
Helchon: I can't believe there's a cat somewhere in my house. Amazing feeling. Love cats. And he's here, in my house! Somewhere! And I may encounter him! What a treat.
Helchon: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Halbarad: Wasn’t Faeron with you?
Faeron: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.