@heirexssâ said:  â sorry  ,  maybe  that  wasnât  in  the  best  taste.â                     from The Magnus Archive
"I mean, I broke into your apartment lookinâ for ya in the middle of the night. You just asked if the Joker sent me, even though the whole world knows weâre done-zo. So Iâd say we can call ourselves even.âÂ
Harley shuffled carefully towards an island that she assumed was part of the kitchen, although it was a little too dark to be sure. All she did was grab the edge of it with one hand, steadying herself against its solidity. She took a shallow breath that hitched in the middle, forcing the exhale halfway through her inhale. âYâknow, itâs ironic âcause heâs the reason Iâm here.â
Getting to the penthouse apartment had been no easy feat - for a lesser criminal it wouldâve been impossible. Sheâd been careful not to hurt anyone - protecting her chances of getting help. Where Harley Quinn was motivated, she was unstoppable, and there was no motivation like having most of a broken glass bottle shoved into your abdomen. âNormally, I wouldnât wanna be injured anywhere near a Wayne, âcause I know Bruce is friendly with Commissioner Gordon whoâs friendly with Batman. But I canât fix this one, and Poison Ivy is outta town, and I read the papers. If a Wayne so much as farts in this city everybodyâs gotta know.â Harleyâs free hand grasped a switchblade loosely, so she used two fingers to pull a piece of newspaper out of her back pocket. As she looked at it just before letting it fall to the floor, she laughed weakly. âTurns out youâre the only doctor in the city I know the home address of who isnât also a rogue. You might not mind seeinâ me dead, either, but I canât go to a hospital where the Jokerâll find me, so youâre my best shot.â The longer she spoke, the quieter the words became, and the more tired Harley appeared until she was fully leaning against the countertop in an effort to stay on her feet. âIf ya help me, I can...protect ya from him...â












