#heedictator

For @heedictator​

drop by and visit your neighbor @heedictator, if you have time.

Hyukkie

Who can’t keep their hands to themself: Heechul

HUH? GO AWAY I AM NOT YOURS. You’re always cheating on me sign the divorce papers already, jeesh.

so Anonymous I didn’t even take one second to know who it is, old gay flower man

[/she flashes a soft smile back, nodding in agreement] It has been a while, huh? Do you miss your pretty wife

Who’s more likely to find who wearing their clothes?: I think I will find Heechul wearing my clothes…Then never returning my shirts back.Who enunciates hand holding?: HeechulWho likes having their hair washed by who?: I think we can wash our hair on our own, thank you very much. Who likes to slow dance?: Me. Muse that’s more likely to fall asleep with their head in the others lap?: HeechulMuse that does all the cuddling in a blanket fort?: I build the fort, you cuddle. Who hogs most of the covers at night?: Me.Muse who nuzzles the others shoulder to get them to give them a head rub?: Heechul.How do they share a desert? Two forks or one?: I do not share my food, unless it’s with a pretty lady (not you hyung). When people eat from my plate it messes up the portions and I don’t like it. Who gets jealous more easily?: Me. Who gets angered more easily? HeechulHow do they go to sleep at night?: In separate beds because we’re grown ass men. Who gets the most shoulder rubs?: Me. Because dancing makes my muscles sore. What are there arguments/fights like? How often do they fight?: We argue playfully…and that’s all the time. Who is more likely to throw things in fights?: Heechul. How do they make it up to each other/apologize after an argument? Buy food. Do they have nicknames for each other?: Heenim, LadyHeeHee~ He probs call me monkey and anchovy, or ugly, a lot. Caring for each other while ill, how does the other muse go about it?: If Heenim-hyung was ill, I would probably bring him a lot of water and make him ramyun, hoping he’d get better. Sick Heechul is the worst. Who’s more likely to be patching the others wound?: Heechul cause he throws things at me when he’s mad. That’s his way of saying sorry. Muse that says ‘I told you so’, after they come home from the beach and other muse is burnt to a crisp while whining how bad it hurts for not listening and putting on sunblock after the other muse repeatedly told them they’d get burnt?: Me. Because I’m not a diva and I wear sunblock. Your otp has a newborn baby, who gets up in the middle of the night when he/she cries?: Why would we have a baby?!Your muse’s of the otp reaction to finding the others crying about something? And how do they make them feel better?: “Ahhh hyung~ What’s wrong? Tell your favourite anchovy what’s wrong hyunggie~” I would try to console him and probably treat him to dinner and make him laugh? What would they be like as parents?: I’d be damned scared to see Heenim-hyung as a parent. But I’m sure he’d still be amazing. What would they have been like as childhood sweethearts? Nope. Nope nope nope nope. Who enunciates taking a bath together?: Heechul.Who likes who playing with their hair?: Heechul plays with my hair~ kekekeee.The place they mostly likely accidentally fall asleep together?: On the couch while watching the television.