As requested by nobody but me, I present Bowuigi holiday headcanons!
(note: Bowser and Luigiās relationship is established by the point these headcanons take place)
There are no winter holidays in the Koopa Kingdom. As a matter of fact, the idea of a āholidayā is completely foreign to the koopas. Still, when Bowser hears about Christmas⦠he mandates that his subjects observe all winter holidays, as he is unsure which Luigi celebrates.
Luigi wakes up to the sound of an off-key rendition of Jingle Bells. He heads to the throne room and finds Kamek playing an improvised piano as Bowser smoothes his hair down underneath a Santa Claus hat. When Bowser and Luigiās eyes meet, blushing ensues.
A quick conversation confirms that Luigi just celebrates Christmas, so Kamek rushes to put away the other holiday stuff around the castle. Bowser Jr. might have possibly left out a dreidel he was playing with and now Luigi thinks that Bowser celebrates Hanukkah. Luigi promises heāll celebrate it with Bowser next year.
Bowser tries to bake gingerbread cookies but gets impatient and breathes fire on them in a fit of wrath. Theyāre a bit crispy but Luigi swears theyāre the best cookies heās ever had.
Back to the dreidel: Bowser Jr. and the koopalings could not get over it. Kamek hadnāt seen them so obsessed since they discovered cootie catchers.
At the end of the night, Kamek starts playing āIāll be home for Christmasā and Luigi gets homesick. Suddenly, thereās a knock at the door- when they open it, they find Mario, Peach, and one of the toads. Luigi invites them in and forgets about his homesickness almost immediately.
As the song finishes, Bowser smiles and states āHome is where the spleen is.ā No one bothers to correct him.















