Have such a love for the eldritch so Store and his little butchery thing are fascinating to me, like i love this awkward pool toy looking bird so much and I've decided to make it everyones problem with this shitpost
Anyone too lazy to read all that tho, heres a quick summary of all points below that paint the picture of who Store really is:
Concerned greatly about the future of his establishment < takes an active approach by engaging in production and release of new products. 💡
Monopoly: market forces are irrelevant < sole seller < niche market < great profits 💹
Great Marketing Skills < Utilises marketing techniques 🗂
Supports native fauna and flora 🌷🦇
I literally love how he has just chucked all the devil meat into a literal bookshelf, like no fridge, no glass case, no nothing , just straight into the shelves.
But then i also noticed the sign at the top which translates to 'Old Meat' apparently , which made it even funnier to me like anything not fresh he just shoved right in there and thats just how you run an institute at the end of the day
2. We got some unintelligible posters, like what are those?? I kept squinting and turning the screen upside down, could literally not tell whatsover
3. Speaking of posters though, in a bonus curse the posters were replaced with a Chidaruma picture and honestly thats the cutest thing ever , big 'i love my boss' energy.
But I need to know the specifics now like was Chidaruma handing pictures, like where did Store get that pic from?
4. At another point also, after Asu was butchered, we had a new posted hand written talking about fresh meat?
So Store can write now??? Is my manic angel bird demon educated? its giving phd
5. Lastly on the point of posters, Store is out there promoting sales - a whole 20% off, he is running a business!!!
6. We got a little ottoman chair, dont want the waiting customer to be standing and getting tired ofc
7. Those horn like things that are all over Hell are also hanging from the ceiling and thats confusing to me cause like was this an active decor decision?
cause i know damn well it didnt come with the property - unless theyre like a sort of flora or fungus idk
[not even going to comment on the bats]
8. Hanging helps tenderise the meat, and its a common practice where butchers will hang the animal bodies in fridges and freezers and whatnot, but have you also considered you can just hang it in the middle of your shop, right in the open, over the customer's head?
10. mysterious liquid jars??? (its blood isnt it)
11. A sink with some soap, we love hygiene ❤️ - An a kettle cause why not we know store likes tea
12. But then on the topic of meat, you also have sausages at a certain point - And im 99% sure Store only deals in Devil Meat (talk about niche market) , so hes just flat out making devil sausages?
Which actually not surprising - his pie chart literally shows how hes working on new releases, I mean we got a mince meat version now! ++ the Niku Strong K that helps with hair loss!
13. Big of him to be worried about keeping devil meat fresh when hes out there storing meat uncovered in room temperature but im not judging
14. Expandable areas -- There's extra rooms to the butchery we havent been shown and now I have to be mad and wonder cause how does this thing live!!!! I need to know!
My guess: guessing he has like an actual meat prep room, plus if hes mincing and making sausages sure he should have a space for that -- I think he also lives there (?) so guessing another extra room could be his room.
15. Extra: Store in a tshirt and a bib - love.
All these trash bags must be waste, but now I wonder who collects the trash? Does Hell has its own trash collection system?
Also is that a satellite?? Store watches TV? good for him.
Actually no surprise there since he has his own channel he stars in (celebrity ⭐️)
Anyways 10/10 , he's doing a great job
Final author note: You know in retrospect, if i was one of the strongest beings in existence that could kill Devils and was the only one thus handlind Devil meat thats so essential to the lifecyle of devils, I also wouldnt give a fuck and a chuck all the meat raw in the shelves - either take it and pay up or leave it , idc
