his series of flirting misfires dutifully documented by his co-worker at SCOOPS AHOY! was beginning to wear on his confidence. or maybe, it was the stupid sailor's hat they were forced to fashion as part of their completed uniforms. either way, it was an END OF AN ERA FOR STEVE. he needed to get creative if he was going to survive this new chapter in his ( love ) life. there he stood, next door to his place of work on his off-day looking at the G ᐧ A ᐧ P's latest trends in apparel. more specifically, he was eyeing a rack of jackets. the plan was that he would purchase one of these eye-catching coats and store it in the lost & found. when he started to bomb with a cute customer ( as he inevitably would, apparently ), he begin a song and dance that went something like: have you lost your jacket? this would look great on you. it really brings out your eyes…
the only thing was, the longer he gazed at the row of different colored and styled jackets that he was prepared to blow his paycheck on, the more DOUBT combated his matchmaking genius. first, he argued with himself that he shouldn't be looking at coats because it was summer. then he wondered if it gave the right signal that he was trying to suggest fashion tips to a potential date. it might come off as controlling. not to mention the lost & found when you haven't actually misplaced a beloved item was a little icky. a cardboard box of lost dreams? very appealing.
steve was coming his hand through his hair in mounting frustration when @hawklines voice broke through his dilemma.
oh, god! steve jerked his hands up to start filing through the jackets in a moment of panic like he'd been caught sleeping in glass just as the teacher crept up behind his desk to check his work. what the hell could he say? he was shopping for bait in the hopes of getting a date over the summer?! oh, god… he was pathetic. hands falling away from the clothing, he placed his palms on his hips and searched his brain for any sentence in english to answer her question.
❝ it's summer. ❞ technically a complete sentence, and it was english. context was… questionable. he blinked slowly. ❝ i'm in the wrong section, ❞ he rushed to cover. ❝ i should look for something… cooler. ❞ hopeless, hopeless, HOPELESS. ❝ my neighbor… who is a lady. her birthday is soon. she used to babysit me when my parents were, you know, at the country club. anyway, i just thought it might be nice to surprise her. with something nice. ❞ stop talking. fighting to appear casual, steve moved to lean against the jackets. which weren't solid for leaning. at the last second, he ran his hands over the row as if admiring them. ❝ nice material. good quality. ❞ he folded his arms. that was SAFE, right?