Akuma Class… what do you all think about Rob?
Oooh, they have a lot to say… @imsparky2002 @booksrbetterthanpeople @nerdy-chocomallow @thefcguy
Marinette: I’M GONNA KILL HIM! HE TRIED TO DROP A SEWING MACHINE ON MY HEAD! AND IT WAS MINE! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THOSE COST?! YOU ARE SO LUCKY YOUR DAD PAID UP TO REPLACE IT!
Alya: He’s the reason I have a door and window alarm in my room now. You can try that shit again, Afton, but I keep a switchblade on my nightstand now! Don’t think I won’t use it, punk!
Adrien: Does he think triggering people’s allergies is funny?! That shit could kill someone! He and my crazier fans are the reason I carry mace on me now! I’ll spray him right in the face if he gets too close!
Nino: His wack ass nearly got me hit by a boat! I’ll bust his wrist if he gets near me, and if he tries breaking into my girl’s or any of my peep’s houses again? I’ll take his eyes out with a pen!
Chloé: (With the darkest expression anyone’s ever seen her have on her face) I will see his ass rotting in a cell by the time we leave high school, I swear on my own soul. That. Little. C*nt. Will. Pay.
Sabrina: Who the hell glues someone’s glasses to their damn face, what the hell is wrong with you?! And you nearly got me hit by a car, Afton, I hope you know you’re on my dad’s watchlist now! He’s just waiting for someone to make the call!
Mylène: WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS WRONG WITH THAT BOY?! WE ALL LEGITIMATELY THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD! WHO THE HELL DOES THAT?! Thank GOD for him, Mme. Winters banned him from the theater and Damocles is scared enough of her to enforce it, or I’d take that little punk out for upsetting Jesse like that! It reminded him of his dad’s…business meetings.
Ivan: (With an expression even darker than Chloe’s, that would make his own sperm donor burst into tears) Hear what I say, Afton, and remember my words. If you ever, and I mean EVER, get within ten feet of my baby sister again, I will put you in the fucking ground after I beat the everloving shit out of you. Your own parents won’t even recognize your face after I’m done.
Juleka: Rob does know my mother owns several swords right? She’s got a special one picked out just in case he ever shows his face around the Liberty again, and he better not think I’m gonna stop her. I could have fucking drowned. Dad’s already prepping the lawsuit.
Rose: He stole my medications! My fucking medication right out of my hand! Does he not realize that my…condition could become LIFE-THREATENING if it’s not managed properly?! The next time he pulls something like that, I’ll stab him in the eyes with a fork! HE ALMOST KILLED JULEKA WITH THAT STUPID PRANK! I WILL WASTE HIS ASS!
Alix: That little fuckass punk is SO lucky he didn’t get my real watch! On everything holy in this world, I would have grabbed the nearest sharp object and cut him open to get Flu-IT back! Don’t fucking test me, punk, you think I’m joking?!
Kim: I swear to god, I am DONE with his shit! The next time that little asshole comes near me, or Max, I don’t care how many witnesses there are, I’m kicking the goddamned shit out of him, I don’t give a fuck! He put me in the hospital twice!
Max: Understand this, Afton. You will not know when, and you will not know how. But I will get you, and I will make you suffer for what you did, do you understand me? The pain you caused Markov…will be NOTHING next to what I do to you. You crossed the line, and I hope you’re prepared for the consequences.
Nathaniel: That fucking lunatic gave me a permanent scar on my arm! Does he not know how toxic that crap is?! The next time he tries to pull a stunt like that, I’ll take a bottle and throw it right in his fucking eyes! Give him a taste of his own medicine!