#hartroe

Washingroe - Mike xJosh

Climbing Class - Josh X Chris

Hartroe - Mike X Chris

m squared (Mitt) - Mike x Matt

Mike and Chris sort of having an unspoken dynamic with you that they both sort of accepted because they're all attracted to eachother?

reader ending up constantly cuddle locked by them because they are both physically clingy dumbasses

I LOVE THIS ITS SO ADORABLE

Chris and Mike can't and won't deny that the other is hot. Chris thinks Mike has a very handsome face, and Mike is just constantly a little bit in awe of the fact that Chris is fucking BUILT

and they have a couple things in common!

specifically, you.

it starts off with them both kinda feeling a tad nervous that the other is competition, but then things just kinda... settle

(it's like wolverine, jean and scott all over again)

you all just realise that everyone in this situation is hot and attracted to each other, and then that just somehow results in warm, cozy cuddles, sandwiched between the two of them while the three of you take a nap (it's comfy as FUCK)

they're both fairly physical guys, and sometimes they're like petty toddlers arguing over the same toy, both of them getting a little jealous for your attention until they realise that they can not only have YOUR attention, but also the other guy's attention too???? sounds like a solid deal (always takes em a minute or two of bickering to remember this, though)

they're both so intimate and cuddly, and it's very sweet. mike gets a little... handsy, sometimes, and chris, bless his heart, it's kinda obvious he thinks about it but just feels too awkward to actually go through with anything

god, mike guiding chris??? to spoil you w some intimate attention?????

mike watching and instructing while chris fucks you, giving you kisses and feeling up your body. chris enjoying that he's both making you feel good, and making mike proud with how well he's doing it, he loves the praise, helps him feel less nervous.

ngl mike is a bit stunned by chris's cock. he shouldn't have been shocked really, with how big and broad chris is, but still. and he likes that control, telling chris what to do, how to make you feel good, how to put that fucking MONSTER of a cock to good use and watch you both fall apart.

(cough eiffel tower cough)

(cough hartroe making out during it cough)

then once all three of you are all tired out and satisfied, post-sex cuddles and aftercare, all of you getting cleaned up and cozy under the blankets and cuddling

i LOVE hartroe

chris flirts with mike literally whenever he's drunk. like, they keep track. it's such a funny bit

it's a bit, right chris?

chris "just a pretty face?" hartley

chris "sheer good looks and athleticism" hartley

chris "all present will take their clothes off when i say so" hartley

mike laughs it off for years, pretends he's just flushed because he's drunk, until one night he's bringing chris home from one of josh's parties and he keeps mumbling about pretty faces and fingers and oh shit

realizing he wanted to kiss chris hartley would ROCK that man's WORLD

why is this like almost a bullet fic. oh well

chris being confused af afterward when mike starts flirting back

omg. going to emily for help and she like laughs and says "he wants you bad"

i just. i really like them they're SO stupif

they just flirt back and forth and everyone's confused and they're confused

mike would kiss chris to shut him up ALL the time

nerdy guy x popular guy heLLOOOO

they stay up late playing call of duty or whatever games guys play idk i just play supermassive games

they'd also go to the gym together and then get HUNGRY AF and destroy a bunch of in n out

they've also both kissed josh washington. tbh

i have many MORE thoughts about chris/mike/josh (climbing class prez)