#haphazardstation

Some of the most effective rootwork you can work is deceptively simple (and generally doesn't produce drool-worthy photos for your IG posts that anybody is gonna aim a sexy hashtag at). But some of y'all keep asking for spells and getting upset when I tell you to set a light or take a bath. Y'all wanting some shit to chant and something witchy-looking i guess. Thing is, most of this can really be boiled down to a couple of simple principles that apply in a majority of situations: Wash your house. Wash your ass. Pray. The most powerful hoodoo back in the day was performed by folks who spent more time scrubbing their floors than they did curating a crystal collection or worrying about whether the moon was void of course. Thank you for coming to my TED talk. #rootworkersofinstagram #rootwork #seraphinstation #haphazardstation #vanvan #floorwash #hoodoo #spiritualcleansing #spiritualbath #swampconjure #witchy https://www.instagram.com/p/CnQU1Agrey-/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

In case you've been wondering why your order, report, or reply is taking so long, let me give ya a status update. I've been in the process of moving basically half my stuff to Haphazard Station in Louisiana, which will be my home base for part of the year as I work on the Bayou Hoodoo Herbal. I've been trying to get this set up for a good while now, but my car broke down on my last trip in November and screwed up everything, leaving me with inventory, raw materials, paperwork, and possessions spread out across three states. The car was toast. Things have been pretty chaotic. I finally made it back to Haphazard, but since I'm basically hitchhiking to get from one place to the other these days, I rushed out the door to catch a ride with a pretty flawed packing list and ended up in rural Louisiana without some pretty important things, among them some of the more important herbs and roots I have to have to do my work and fill your orders. (Yep, this genius rootworker walked out the door without John the Conqueror root - you know, only one of the *most important roots in Southern hoodoo* 🙄 ) I finally have the majority of that stuff back on my shelves, shipped to me from Seraphin Station or ordered or located locally, so order processing will be going more quickly now. Unfortunately I still don't have reliable internet here, even after having lost most of a workweek to the pursuit, but hopefully the fourth time will be the charm for AT&T techs! #seraphinstation #haphazardstation #bigluckyhoodoo #karmazain https://www.instagram.com/p/Cncb4XqrVjn/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Yaupon holly berries (ilex vomitoria). A native plant that is a source of free caffeine. The tea is tasty despite the unfortunate Latin name. . #bayouhoodooherbal #foraging #haphazardstation #seraphinstation #bigluckyhoodoo #karmazain https://www.instagram.com/p/CnX5Ogwrd1E/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Lots of hidden denizens at Haphazard Station. This one is practically underneath a building and mostly obscured by a tree. . . #haphazardstation #seraphinstation #karmazain #swamplife #bayouliving https://www.instagram.com/p/CnIvcfwLlf5/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Chicken foot charm aesthetics pt. 2/3: These are examples of more New Orleans-style chicken foot charms. I'd say this is the style people usually picture when the topic comes up. These focus largely on "scratching up" and reversing tricks laid for you (and maybe sending along a little lagniappe by way of the spur for good measure). . . #chickenfoot #bayouhoodoo #bayouhoodooherbal #seraphinstation #haphazardstation #rootworkersofinstagram #swampconjure #folkmagic #amulet #apotropaic #materiamagica #southernhoodoo #bigluckyhoodoo #karmazain #rootwork #conjureart https://www.instagram.com/p/CnFiNH3O635/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Chicken foot aesthetics: not every chicken foot charm - not even every Louisiana-specific chicken foot charm - matches the vibe that is probably most familiar to folks, the style that I am most often asked to make by clients and customers. Those tend to be focused on protection and reversing, come in bright or strong colors, and be festooned with shiny bits, feathers, and beads. But here's an example from Southeastern Louisiana focused more on spiritual cleansing, you could say, or you could even call it a sort of tool for the spiritual equivalent of climate control and air purification. It has a benevolent energy but it doesn't brook any nonsense, and it's a powerful repellent of psychic creepy crawlies and general spiritual vermin. #chickenfoot #seraphinstation #haphazardstation #spiritualcleansing #karmazain #rootworkersofinstagram #bayouhoodoo #folkmagic #protection #swampconjure #amulet https://www.instagram.com/p/CnFFedHrMR4/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Haphazard Station is my cousin's place. We'll call her AlphaB for social media purposes. Long story, not mine to tell. Anyway, AlphaB is pretty serious about her mulch and soil improvement. I am gonna need to up my game with the general core strength and flexibility here or my middle-aged butt is gonna be laid out flat under one of these hay bales with the spiders and... whatever else lives in there. #ruthstoutmethod #mulch #bayouliving #gulfcoastgardening #haphazardstation #seraphinstation #karmazain #southlouisiana #homestead #rootworkersofinstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/CkzIz5FLEZq/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Sunset at Haphazard Station. #haphazardstation #seraphinstation #bayouliving https://www.instagram.com/p/Ckt_mETrTMX/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=