#hanverly

y’all still think they need love when they all love each other? tragic. can’t relate :/

What else can I say that hasn't already been said?

They're the mom and dad friends between the three of them...maybe one of them is the uncle? Or Bev is the wine aunt and Ben and Mike are the gay dads? Who knows?

Either way, they're the glue that holds this whole thing together and keeps us stable. They call me, Bill, Stan and Eds the Core Four but there's no fucking core here, guys. Maybe the eye of a frickin tornado or something but honestly...this is a shitstorm and without Ben, Mike and Bev we would have all died long ago. Or Stan would have killed us all. Either one works.

The three fuckin pillars of stability that holds all of the rest of us steady. That's what they should get to be.

And Bev is totally chaotic on her own or with us, don't get me wrong, but with those two she becomes so much more relaxed and calm and then with the THREE of them it's like an overload of softness and stability and if they get their hands on you just get ready to be showered with love and affection and attention. You WILL be taken care of better than you EVER have in your entire life and you will LOVE EVERY FUCKING SECOND OF IT.

Imagine sharing a bed with those three??? The most relaxing thing you have ever experienced.

Honestly I've done it before and I woke up feeling like I'd just spent a week at a spa retreat.

Of course, although I think Ben covered all of the bases exceptionally well, earlier.

Still, I'd never pass up a chance to talk about Bev. She's stunning, which goes without saying of course, but it still bears mentioning. I don't think I've ever met a more beautiful woman, and the world is full of them.

But more than that, she's just a wonderful person. Her heart is so full of love, and it's a special kind of love only a woman can really provide. It's a gentle, understanding, but deep love. The kind of love a mother might have. And she has so much of it to give, it's not just confined to our house. I've seen her treat homeless strangers like they're her family, a lost child like it was her own, stray dogs like she reared them from puppies. That kind of love is so powerful, and few people really have it. If everyone had a little more of it, was a little more like Beverly Marsh, the world would be a much better place.

Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that, chickie. Periods are the worst. My last period, though, I was getting really bad cramps, and I was just so frustrated and upset about it, that I cried for like an hour, over absolutely nothing. I literally had to stay home from college, because I was SO uncomfortable, and Mike was at home with me, and he just made the day so nice and relaxing and turned what would have been a horrible day into something so positive. He put all these cushions on a chair in the kitchen for me, and brought me a cardigan, filled me a hot water bottle, gave me pain meds, and kept making me food and warm drinks. And then we literally just spent the rest of the day baking double chocolate chip cookies, and eating ice cream, and singing along to some of our favorite songs. And he did all of my chores for me, and made me a bubble bath, and when I got out of the bath he dried my hair for me and brushed it and put it up, and he had put my pajamas in the dryer so they were super warm when I got out. He even piggybacked me back down the stairs after, haha~

mike and bev are seriously like the mom and dad of the group. like, if you have any other problems, you’re way more likely to go to them than anyone else, and they’re the most likely to make you feel better and be really really nice about it. usually you can find them together in the kitchen, peeling carrots or something while they’re singing a duet and dancing with each other, or like one of them will be washing the dishes while the other one is giving them a back massage. they always go grocery shopping together, and they hold hands a lot. i think mike and bev are both the most touchy-feely people so when they’re together you can imagine what it’s like. they look really good together, too. mike obviously has the darkest skin out of all of us by far, and bev definitely has the palest. when they’re together the contrast just looks really nice, and they’re both so sweet and caring and happy all the time. i would say they’re like literally the perfect couple. when you look at them you can tell they’re in love and it just feels like that’s what an ideal relationship is supposed to look like.

Any moment with Mike is the best!! He’s AMAZING! We’re both really touchy-feely-huggy-grabby people, so, when we’re together, it’s kinda like nothing but hands everywhere, haha. We both like touching people, playing with their hair, stroking their skin, giving massages, and stuff like that, so put us together, and you better believe there’s touching! It’s not always in a sexy way, but it sometimes is, for sure. I think Mike gives THE BEST massages, though, and I’m a really spiritual person, and I’m super into yoga and meditation, and essential oils and stuff, so that’s something that we really enjoy doing as a couple. And we’re both pretty giggly, too, so you can guarantee there are gonna be a lotta laughs <3

Awww, that’s sweet, bud! Bev is amazing, and she is incredibly beautiful, so I’m not surprised you think that, haha. What do you wanna know? Neither of us is very secretive, so you can pretty much ask whatever you want.