#hanuta

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NobleHearts (RoSham)

My doomed blorbos. They know they're doomed but they love each other, childhood friends trope, immortal x ghost, cursed x cursed, tragic with So much fix it potential. I have tagged so many posts with them, I cannot go a day without them crossing my mind, I am considering a sideblog, they are my Roman Empire and each other's Atlantis. One day, my conquest will succeed. Everyday I convince more people to indulge in this ship, everyday I get closer to becoming god. One day, everyone will know only them as each other's primary ship. ❤️‍🔥🍀

Dreamnesia (KilliSabo)

This is a new one, mostly born out of myth brothers shenanigans and the hilarious idea of reversed RisingAshes/MarAce. But now that I've thought them up, they won't leave. I adore Killi under the idea of him being a Double Agent, and Sabo is the only ASUL sibling without a ship I'm obsessed with (sorry WildFire/Saboala nation). They're murdering each other, they're kissing, they're moral opposites, they agree on everything, they're soft, they're doomed and don't know it. Body horror as a metaphor for love save me. Monsterfucker Sabo. Immortal x logia has so much romantic horror potential hear my cry– 💫💥

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FrostBurn (YamAce)

My OGs, I will go down with this ship. They only knew each other for a night, a week if you wanna stretch canon, but that doesn't matter. The love. The parallels. The tragedy. Yamato wasn't even there, he couldn't do anything to save Ace, he had to watch that Vivre Card burn away knowing how trapped he is. He met Luffy and took care of him when Ace couldn't. I am going to write a fix it so aggressively. Makami x Agni is in my brain. They remind me of Zukka. Normal guy and the god he's dating is a peak trope. Princes by technicality. T4T if you ask me.

PunkDoc (KiddLaw)

It started as hatefucking and then they had an emotional talk in bed together and now they're married. No they don't know how this happened. They're canon to me. Their devil fruits are so perfect for so many bedroom shenanigans, trust the fics I read. They still refuse to actually ally their crews even after the marriage. They take care of each other's fluffy cloaks. Kidd was the one who told Law that The Cloak™ is 100% designed to light on fire. Law told Kidd that his prosthetic sucks ass and then forcibly modified it for him. They're both tsunderes. Luffy ships it.

SerpentSong (HanUta)

THIS IS YOUR FUCKING FAULT 🫵 I AM SOBBING IN THE CLUB TONIGHT!!!!! My ladies, my queens, my icons. The hottest couple in the one piece world. Doomed yuri. Survival at all costs x passively suicidal self-sacrificer. Former slave x partial Noble. Snake and bird <3 Terrifying fighters, especially with their fruits. Both definitely neurodivergent in some way but they're too busy to get a diagnosis. Aggressively taking care of each other. Luffy ships it.

SunGlasses (KobyLu)

Blame @heisoark for this. They're everything to me. Marine x pirate, hero x criminal, god x mortal, we've got it all. Koby is so blatantly in love it's practically canon but do not discount how excited Luffy gets whenever he encounters/hears about Koby (Marineford is a massive exception on both parts, can you blame them? Stressful situation to end all stressful situations). I can see Koby being the one person to actually put together that the best way to fight Gear 5 is to play into the goofiness, read a fic about that actually. Luffy is so supportive of Koby's dream, and Koby of Luffy's. They're breaking the doomed cycle with love <3

EndSweet (KatArber)

Once again your fault but I probably would've ended up obsessed with them anyway if I'd stumbled across them by myself. Someone already made a whole masterpost about why they're perfect, I don't need to explain myself. They're everything to me. Arber takes Yamato in the divorce from Kaidou, they adopt the Seraphim, they work on repopulating the Lunarians. They're domestic and soft and escaping the doomed narrative by simple power of Off Screen Shenanigans. Kaidou is so pissed off, Big Mom is rubbing it in his face. Yamato has two dads and an army of little siblings because he deserves it.

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Honorable Mentions (in no particular order)

Kunai (ReiShigi)

ChivalrySwords (ZoSan)

PolyRoger (I am not typing all that, the roger love club <3)

BloodyBlade (MiShanks)

SunLife (LawLu) [you've been getting me on the bandwagon, viper!]

LoveBug (CoraBug)

Nebula (KiddLawLu)

GhostPepper (AceSan)

BirdWatch (MiCora)

CrossLuck (MiCrocBug)

SweetHeart (KataCora)

GoldenHeart (CrocoRosi) [blame the amazing fic by @oswaldthatendswald for converting me, I adore them your honor]

FeatherReptile (DoflaCroc)

DrumDepths (JoyMu) or SolarAbyss (ImuNika) [two sides of the same coin kinda deal]

BariBara (BartoClav)

WaterLog (Frobin)