#hanks

I'm guessing all the other Hanks have them too but they don't show

The Hanks x F!Reader

TW: NSFW, Group Sex, Kinks, Talk about getting Reader pregnant, NOT Proofread, Fluff + smut, Oral mention, Dick Piercing.

A/N: Request finished! Hope you enjoy this!! Please lmk if there are any spelling / grammar mistakes! ❤︎ ya!

₊˚ෆ The Hanks are TOTAL cuddle bugs. Atleast once a day you’re dragged onto the bed and dog pilled.

₊˚ෆ Hank no.1 Spoons you. As generic as it is, it works. Feeling his stubble tickling against the back of your neck makes you squirm and makes him grip on to you tighter.

₊˚ෆ Hank no.2 Cuddles in the Pretzel position. Being tangled up with you is probably his favorite part of his day. You make him feel secure.

₊˚ෆ Hank no.3 Does the Face-to-Face embrace. He loves to feel your body up close to his, even if it isn’t sexual. His hands automatically glide up and down your arms to smooth you to slumber.

₊˚ෆ Hank no.4 Cuddles in The Long Day position. He loves to rest his head on your lap. He practically begs you to run your fingers through his soft curls.

₊˚ෆ Hank no.5 Uses the Head on Chest position. He loves feeling your body draped over him like a weighted blanket. He burries his face in your hair as you nuzzle into his jaw.

₊˚ෆ When one of them is sick, you’re the sole care-taker. The other Hanks try to stay away, instead sending you into the bedroom with cards and flowers for their missing bro.

₊˚ෆ Going out in public rewards you weird looks. You’re leading the line as 5 muscular himbos trail after you, desperate to hold your hand.

₊˚ෆ You can’t sleep without a fan. Who knew that The Hanks ran so warm? You have to strip down to your undergarments with your fan cranked up to the highest setting if you want even a second of sleep.

₊˚ෆ but in all honesty, they kinda just want you to sleep nude.

₊˚ෆ All of the Hanks have their own favorite sex positions and kinks, so group sex is more difficult than you think.

₊˚ෆ Most of the time, you’re on your hands and knees. One Hank behind you, entering your wet hole with steady thrusts. His palms hitting against your ass. Another Hank is infront of you, taking your cheeks in his hands and pressing open your mouth, ready for a blowjob.

₊˚ෆ The other Hanks are gathered around watching you as they jerk themselves off. Occasionally, you have the strength to reach over and rub their pink tips.

₊˚ෆ They’re all equally weak in the knees for you, of course. But when you’re ovulating Hank no.5 is pouncing on you.

₊˚ෆ In every position, day and night. Hank no.5 is desperate to get you pregnant. Desperate to start a family with you.

₊˚ෆ Feeling like Hank no.1 would have a Prince Albert Piercing. When he scheduled the appointment, he asked if any of them wanted to get one done as well. All of the Hanks immediately declined.

₊˚ෆ Hank no.3 probably likes to oil you up. Watching his hand glide against your soft skin, rubbing the ointment across your naked body sends shiver down his spine.

₊˚ෆ Hank no.4 loves being tied up, ESPECIALLY if you’re ridding him. Probably sends you whimper audios while you’re out in public… whaaat who said that haha…..

₊˚ෆ Hank no.2 is a master at finding your sensitive spots, and loves to abuse that power. Watching you squirm in his grasp makes him grip onto you tighter. He loves to use his mouth on you.

₊˚ෆ They’re all unique in their own ways, but they all love you.

after realization, h4nk- like the other hanks- goes to the dentist for the first time. during the exam, the dentist comments on his missing tooth. he informs them that he lost it in an ‘extreme adventure gone wrong’ and the dentist offers to make him a replacement tooth.

he’s confused about the offer; to him, his missing tooth has always been core to his identity as a hank. h4nk remembers the day he lost it- way before he met you, the one who bought him at the local walmart- and the other hanks finding it to be ‘the most wicked trophy’ for such a crazy stunt.

of course, h2nk had scolded him for his recklessness and h5nk was less than pleased, but h1nk and h3nk regarded him as the coolest hank that day. h4nk has faint memories of hanks 6 thru 9 being present and laughing happily that he survived the disaster.

then there’s you. h4nk recalls the day you met him and the rest of the hanks, how in awe he was to see the homeowner acknowledge their existence. a little awhile later, after deepening your relationship, you make a remark on his smile:

“four, you have the most beautiful smile.”

that was the moment he- like h5nk at the time- knew… he was in love with you.

so he says to the dentist:

“no thanks, bro! my babe digs it.”

HOUSE HOMIE !!!!!

cover/banner version:

🏡Date Everything - Homeowner OC🏡

My design on the player in Date Everything! Yes, their name is MC (a nickname), a play on the acronym of "main character". 💛🩷

With that out of the way, time to lock in on my Date Everything - Dateable OC

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