#hammerton

hammertink | hammertuff | hammerton

hammertink: a gender connected/related to tinkatink's hammer, wielding tinkatink's hammer, etc.

hammertuff: a gender connected/related to tinkatuff's hammer, wielding tinkatuff's hammer, etc.

hammerton: a gender connected/related to tinkaton's hammer, wielding tinkaton's hammer, etc.

[pt: hammertink: a gender connected/related to tinkatink's hammer, wielding tinkatink's hammer, etc.

hammertuff: a gender connected/related to tinkatuff's hammer, wielding tinkatuff's hammer, etc.

hammerton: a gender connected/related to tinkaton's hammer, wielding tinkaton's hammer, etc. end pt]

coined with my headmate tinke! colors are from the pokemon, with the top two/three stripes taken from their hammers and the rest from the actual pokemon. the flag format is from the hammergender flag, and each term is 'hammer' + the ending of the pokemon's name!

flag id: three flags with 5 stripes, with the third being smaller than the rest. the left flag's stripes, in order, are dull indigo, light indigo-grey, very light dull red, very light pink-red, and pink-red. the middle flag's stripes, in order, are very dark faded indigo, dull indigo, light indigo-grey, very light dull red, and pink-red. the right flag's stripes, in order, are dark faded indigo, light indigo-grey, very light yellow, light pink-red, and pink-red. end id.

banner id: a 1600x200 teal banner with the words ‘please read my dni before interacting. those on my / dni may still use my terms, so do not recoin them.’ in large white text in the center. the text takes up two lines, split at the slash. end id.

WE DID IT!

We were NOT joking about a sober January - we ruddy did it - and are planning a less of a pissed up Febuary to follow. To take the edge off, we ordered some alcohol free beers from Dry Drinker. Below is what we got and what we thought of it:

Rothaus Wheat Beer - a wheaty treaty, refreshing & tangy. Alcohol-free wheat beers don’t often impress, but this is a goodun with a full wheat flavour.

Hammerton Crunch Peanut Butter Stout - wowza bag, this took us by suprise! Creamy, peanutty and biscuity - it had a prescence - total banger! This was one of our faves.  I would try an alcoholic version immediately.

Funky Fluid Free Gelato Pastry Sour - ooh my my my, this was another one that blew our hair back. Sweet, sour and tropical...extremely refreshing, I can imagine this being a perf summer bev. if youve ever had a sam smiths’ fruit beer, it’s kinda like a tropical version of one o them.

Insel-Brauerei’s Snorkeler's Sea Salt IPA - not as salty as us sea dogs would have liked, but a very competant IPA none the less - lil bit bitter, lil bit fruity. It also has paper wrapped around the bottle which makes me feel posh. Kinda tastes like you’re at the beach? but in a good way.

Harviestoun Brewery Wheesht Dark Ale - a real smoothie, with a cheeky bitterness. We were big fans of the little mouse emphatically shushing us on the bottle.