#hammernothannah

You know that one tumblr post that went something along the lines of "if vampires need permission to come inside, does that mean you can just keep riding them and edge them?"

Okay, that...

But, with Remmick

Same flavor of vampire and everything...

wait because yes ..... wait wait wait cause why am i thinking about flipping this a bit... listen to me carefully. when he's close (you both are), you let out a hurried squeak of "pull out, rem-! pull out!" and he mocks you by saying "but you said i could come in, darlin'," with such pity in his voice its almost laughable, except nothing about this situation is funny (to you). little did you know that when you told remmick 'come in' as he stood just outside your doorway, it was all the permission he needed. you didnt know.

Playing ring toss with Obie's horns is extra hard difficulty, to be honest. Not that he's complaining, you can pelt his face with as much food as you want.

After the fourth kid, she starts threatening to neuter him.

After the eighth, she says *he's* going to be the one carrying the child if he wants any more.

They stop at eight...

Robb Stark, right? Robb Stark and ignoring him. Listen, stay with me, k? Robb Stark and ignoring him during sex. Take a stroll with me, friend.

Ur laying on ur tummy with a book in hand as Robb gently thrusts into u from behind. He's whining in your ear and begging for your attention, asking so sweetly for you to put the book down, to turn around so he can look at your face and see how good he makes you feel. You feel good, right? He's doing a good job? Please, just look at him, tell him he's pleasing you. Tell him he's a good boy.

But, ur still ignoring him, holding in your moans and only letting him have your soft sighs, your face firmly turned towards your book as you (pretend to) read, not allowing him to see the flush of your cheeks or how dilated your pupils have become or how you bite your lip to silence your moans.

Of course, you assure him after the deed that he was a very good boy and everything he did pleased you as he always does. It was all pretend and you both had fun.

I may need to take a cold shower after writing this, it's getting steamy and not just from the summer heat.

I'm running away.

Annie. My love. My queen. Annie. And Pearline. Mary. Grace. WOMEN.

Sammie's lil "so what are you?" Had me crackin up. Me too, Mary, me too 😔✊️. Racially ambiguous mixed baddies rise up!

Preacherboy's lil concert???? Black music and culture through the times??? That lil dash of Chinese because of the Chows??? PLAY THAT MUSIC SAMMIE, PLAY!!!

Remmick. My boy. No. Shame. Bad Irishman. You bring shame to the ancestors😮‍💨. You a baddie though. But, still. Bad Irishman. Go in the corner. Think about what you've done.

Stack's death? Heartwrenching. Annie's death? Agonizing. Slim's sacrifice? Teary-eyed just thinking about it. Pearline? Actively sobbing. Smoke's death? Just shoot me at this point, it'd be kinder.

Stack and Mary at the end with old Sammie? Oh, my heart.

I shed so many tears over this movie, I don't think my tear ducts work no more.

Such a great film, absolute cinema. The most perfect film in black history.

(I thought the Chocktows would've had a bigger role with the way they were introduced but I suppose it's wiser to just mind your business when white "people" come knocking.)

SINNERSSSSSSS SINNERS SINNERS SINNERSRSSSRSRS

THEY WOULDVE ALL BEEN DEAD WITHOUT ANNIE!! I AM A MISS ANNIE TRUTHER@!!!!! "shu t up annie im talking to smoke" DONT TELL HER TO SHUT UP THATS MY WIFE YOURE TALKING TO!!!11 and grace saving the town!!! WOMENNNN

the scene where they're all dancing and the spirits (past present and future) are dancing WITH THEM RAHHHH THE CULTURE

delta slim i love you. you promised the devil'd have to go through you before they got to sammie and they did. smoke keeping annies promise. grace freeing her husband even though it meant killing herself in the process. smoke taking off the mojo bag annie made him when he was ready to see her again. stack, a soldier, saying im scared to his big brother when he's dying. Like it hurts me physically