“This is awful,” Hualing said later. “I never want to see you with another crush again so long as I live. Please, just ask him out so we can skip this obnoxious middle school pining and go straight to the part where you get married and adopt a dog. That’s still going to be gross, but anything has to be better than this!”
pining!Luo Binghe is the worst Luo Binghe (chp. 1)
Halasana by The Feels Whale (miscellea) (AO3) The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System – Explicit – Luò Bīnghé/Shěn Yuán #Alternate Universe #Modern Setting #No Cultivation #Get Together #yoga studio AU #Sex #blink and you'll miss it past cucumberplane #background moshang #background qijiu #topzun vibes
Yoga Instructor Luo Binghe makes an ill advised bet with his employee to prove that he is not a sex addict and can stop sleeping with the hot clients whenever he wants.
Then Shen Yuan walks in.
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What walked into his studio was the physical embodiment of every secret bisexual leaning Binghe had ever had, condensed into one delicately boned man in prAna compression leggings and loose tank top with the sides cut open to reveal tantalizing glimpses of his rib cage and the barest hint of a pair of pink areolas. The man looked up at Binghe with soft black eyes behind his round glasses that just made them look even bigger. His thin, soft-looking lips curved up in a smile.
Binghe felt his own grin freeze.
“I’m Shen Yuan, I’m here for your three o’clock one-on-one?”
“Great!” Binghe’s mouth said, while his brain continued to buffer. “Go ahead and get your mat set up while I check something in front. I’ll be right back.”
He let himself out of the solo studio and caught Hualing’s eye over by the counter. “I’ll bring your money in the morning, bitch.”
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Or: that one where an ethical slut catches feelings
