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Bokuto pros & cons here!

PROS & CONS IN DATING KUROO

CONS

His favorite food is grilled salted mackerel pike and you hate how it just stinks up the whole kitchen.

He will request that dish every. single. night.

Has an annoying ringtone set on his phone and will purposely let the call go to voicemail just to see your growing annoyed expression

Sometimes neighbors will complain about you whenever Bokuto comes over and gets drunk. (Bokuto once punched your wall and Kuroo thought it would be hilarious to frame the gaping hole in your wall, while you worry if you’ll ever get your security deposit back)

Cannot hold his liquor, so you basically have to take care of a tall, lanky, 5-year old. Will vomit on your lap if he is moved too much.

Sometimes he’ll use the pre-match quote, “We’re like the blood in our veins…” in the bedroom but switches the words to: 

You’re like the blood in my veins. It must flow without stopping, keep the blood moving and my dick working.

NEWS FLASH- YOU HATE IT. 

One time you threatened him to lock him out the house, and he never brought it up again.

Expects you to, “oya oya oya” back at him every time he says it.

PROS

YOU TEAM UP WITH KUROO TO ANTAGONIZE DAISHŌ!!

You: “Hmm… babe, look who ssssssss-lithered over here.”

Kuroo: “Nice.”

Daishō: “Wow, real original…no need to be a bitch.”

You: “Bitch please, at least my phone battery lasts longer than your relationship.”

Kuroo:

You get to see Kuroo in his adorable reading glasses (he wears them, this is my HC!! If you disagree, fight me!!)

Immediately notices the tiniest things and loves complimenting you:

“I see you got a haircut, babe. Looks cute!”

“Hm? Are those new curtains? They look nice!”

LEAVES THE TOILET SEAT DOWN AFTER HE USES THE BATHROOM

Will bring all the snacks from your kitchen cabinets when you have a movie date. Kuroo mostly does it for fun, he tries to see how much he can smuggle in before getting caught, but will pay for movie drinks/popcorn if the attendants make him leave his home-brought snacks.

Random road trips!! He loves taking you on joy rides, especially when they’re on a whim.

Matching outfits!!! As cheesy as it sounds, Kuroo loves coordinating outfits with you, especially when he can take cute profile pictures and flaunt them on social media.

His hyena-like laugh always makes you laugh, sometimes he’ll purposely laugh so loud at the most random places and will hyena-laugh to grab your attention

All your family members love him because he can smooth talk to anyone. 

HE SLEEPS SHIRTLESS!! oops sorry I don’t know how my hand landed your abs!!

*Pulls out my 5 subject binder labeled, “NEKOMA”*

Welcome back you nerds. Y’all better sit down and get ready to take notes, because this is going to be a long class. 

Me reading this ask when I opened my inbox:

LMFAOOO WHAT THEY’RE ALL IN THEIR 60S

NO WAY

The long awaited sibling HC’s series are here!! So sorry about the wait! Sibling Bokuto HC’s can be found here!

Sephora trips together!! He’s a Rouge Beauty Insider (aka the highest status you can get at Sephora) and loves splurging on beauty products and doesn’t mind splitting them with you

He knows all the makeup artists working there, and they love giving you two free makeup overs whenever you visit

You used to make fun of him for wearing mud masks (because he looked stupid with his hair up) but now you guys have a routine every weekend

BATTLE OF THE MOST UNFLATTERING IMAGES OF THE OIKAWA SIBLINGS ensues online!! 

So far you’re winning because Iwaizumi came in clutch and sent you horrible pictures of your brother back in middle school (your favorite was the picture of Tōru in an alien costume when it was “dress up like your favorite superhero” day at school- you never let Tōru forget that moment)

You will wake up at the most UNGODLY hours to try to get the most unflattering images of him waking up, but Tōru wears a sleeping mask, so that goes out the window

Best seats at his matches! Front row babe-y

Whenever Tōru is mobbed by his fangirls, he will beg you to pretend to be his gf. 

“Fine, but you owe me a huge big fat favor”

“Okokok! I need to go to practice! I’m going to be late!”

F- Atsumu Miya!!

Ok, confession time, thought he was a total DICK when he was first introduced in the manga, but slowly he became a lovable dick !

Sure, he’s described as arrogant and condescending, but come’on, he’s probably really fuuuunn, ya know??? 

OH BOY!!!!!

Look at his shitty grin

HANDS ON THE HIPS LIKE AN OG THAT HE IS

them thighs…

y’all Imma need a LIST of all of the thicc thigh boys, because goddamn

M- KUROO THE FUCKING TERSURO!!!!!

Call me Mrs. Kuroo because my dumbass belongs to HIM

we can be dumbassES together

LOLOL  Marriage life with him would be so cute and fun

Furniture shopping together!! For the home you guys bought together!!

IMAGINE GETTING KICKED OUT OF IKEA because he thought it’d be a GREAT idea to see if you guys could stay overnight without getting caught

Kuroo gets that fucking framed instantly and loves to show it off to Bokuto

JK,

you’re probably really healthy and Im jealous

Y’all asked for FMK round 2 so hit me with them!!

If you missed out on the last FMK game, don’t worry i got you!!! Click on ‘read more’ to see the results and the links to the posts!!