đȘ 6th Virtue - Prologue Part 1 - Where did it all go wrong? đȘ
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Fire. Everywhere. Cookies slain, crumbled and tortured. The lands she swore to be protected forever, reduced to nothing but ashes. The worst part is... She can't do anything about it.Â
??? : (faint) waaaaake up, you're gonna be laaaateÂ
Huh?? What does it mean 'I'm gonna be lat-'?Â
Agh!Â
Chocolate Cinnamon Cookie đȘ: AH! What happened?? Where am I?!? What year is it? Is everything okay?Â
I sprang from the bed sheets and look around desperately for something normal. Then I hear laughing behind me. Familiar laughing.Â
Shadow Milk Cookie đȘ: Psh HA! HAHA! I- HAha- I'm sorr- psh HAhaha- sorry- That was just hilarious! Nice show you put on though, that's why you're the STAR of the show. And because of that I'm gonna graciously answer you're questions... Right after our meeting because Mystie's gunna kick our butts if we're late again, so run.
OH! The virtue meeting! Totally forgot that... But I'm sure we're gonna be fine! Right?! I leave my canopy beige bed and clap my hands. My pj's are swapped with some more acceptable clothes (Not that I wouldn't say no to wearing pj's to a meeting, but Flour wouldn't be so happy). Me and Shadow run down the corridor, racing to the meeting room. We barge through the doors and stop at the table. The meeting room has a beautiful beige colored wall and has a long slender table with 6 chairs, different colors to represent the 6 virtues. The other 4 virtues stare at us, Mystic glaring daggers at us. I mean, she usually does look like that at meetings but now her look is pure poison.
Mystic Flour Cookie đȘ: You're late. Again. Please sit down, we were about to start the meeting without you.
Her voice is strangely calm, that is a warning in itself. Me and Shadow Milk sit down and quietly stare at Mystic in anticipation for a punishment. Weirdly enough, she's smiling, like she just won the cookie lottery. I see Spice and Sugar exchange weary glances, and Salt, just sitting there. Wow. Such great friends I have. Shadow speaks up and looks at Mystic with a hopeful expression.Â
Shadow Milk Cookie đȘ: Uh, well, should we start the meeting? Or is it cancelled?Â
Mystic just smirks at him and Shadow falters, his confidence deflating under her unyielding gaze.Â
Mystic Flour Cookie đȘ: (Smug) Oh no! We're gonna have this meeting but first, we have chores to assign.Â
All 4 of us internally groan, in contrast Shadow looks like he won a race. Shadow's always has been a bit of the weird one in the group, absolutely adoring work. But we all love him for it.Â
Mystic Flour Cookie đȘ: Shadow, Cinnamon Roll, you both are on travel duty due to your tardiness to the meeting, Sugar, you're on roll call, Spice, just as you requested, you're getting town jobs, and Salt for cleanup. I'll go to the speeches.Â
I whine and complain while Shadow looks ecstatic, travel duty is the longest and hardest job out of all of the chores.Â
Chocolate Cinnamon Cookie đȘ: Aw, dang it. Mystic, I don't want to go on travel duty.Â
Mystic chuckles and looks over to me with a look that says 'you did this to yourself', I deflate like a balloon and slump in my chair. Sugar tries to console me and looks at me with pity.Â
Eternal Sugar Cookie đȘ: Come on Chocolate Bar! You have Shadow to keep you company. Besides, you don't really have a choice in this.
Chocolate Cinnamon Cookie đȘ: Hmf. I guess you're right. Whelp, I guess I'll try not to be sooo hateful on our travels, okay Shadow?Â
Shadow smiles at me playfully and passes me a book.Â
Shadow Milk Cookie đȘ: Yup! Got it! Can't wait. Here's a book on where we're gonna be going! Written by yours truly!Â
I look at the book in front of me 'The Secrets of the Darklands' by Shadow Milk Cookie. Oh no. This ain't gonna end well.Â
A/N : Hope y'all like the Chapter! This is just part 1 of the the prologue and there is gonna be more... Trust me. Sry about any mistakes in the lore, but this is an alternative universe so of course there is gonna be SOME changes. Im gonna make a new chapter approximately every 2-3 days. But until then, I wish you all a great day/night. Vote, comment and follow! C ya in the next one! (ïœĄ'âœ'ïœĄ)âĄ
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Welcome to âYouâre Being Dumb, Sam. Sam, Donât Be Dumb: A Supernatural Rewatch Blogâ with Lor and Mace!
Up today, s5e15: Dead Men Donât Wear Plaid
The dead are getting up out of their graves in Bobbyâs hometown, but nobody wants the boysâ help because theyâre getting their loved ones back. Until, of course, it all goes pear-shaped. Still, Bobby - and the town sheriff, JODY!! - remain stubborn about shooting their wife and child, respectively, until itâs very almost too late.
Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPNâs 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.
 [and we begin:]
Lor:
haaaaaahahahaha the voiceover on the tv
  Mace:
YES
âFirst the animal reacts with confusionâ HAHAHA
  Lor:
YES it's great
"who died and made you queen?" and Dean's face!
  Mace:
âWho died and made you queen?:
HAHAHAHA
  Mace:
YES
  Lor:
LOLOLOL
oh sure Dean, you can climb out of your grave, but when someone else does it, you're all "that doesn't happen"
  Mace:
SNORK
JODY
  Lor:
YAAAAAAS
we arrive at the era where there's some great female characters who are around for more than one ep
  Mace:
YES
but gods forbid they actually let them have their own spinoff
  Lor:
OMG THEIR FACES
  Mace:
OMG BUSTED
âbullcrapâ HAHAHA YAS JODY GET EM
  Lor:
"that is a... FUN coincidence"
  Mace:
YES
she is HOT
  Lor:
yes
"what is that smell? is that SOAP?" HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
  Mace:
SNORK!!
  Lor:
A tank of gas? I love you, Baby, but you guzzle the dinosaur sludge
  Mace:
HA right?!
  Lor:
Dean Winchester, are you whistling in a graveyard?
  Mace:
he IS
  Lor:
I am SURE he was taught better'n that
  Mace:
okay whatâs with the smell metaphors?
  Lor:
YAAAAAAAAS
SNORK
LOL
"are you confessing?"
  Mace:
poor boys are confused
  Lor:
"and? and you're welcome?"Â
YES
  Mace:
YAS
  Lor:
"you're a zombie." "I'm a taxpayer" too soon, too soon
  Mace:
HAAAAHAHAHA
Bobby is NOT helping unconfuse the boys
  Lor:
poor Bobby and his dumb nephews
NOPE
  Mace:
oh no, i forgot about Bobbyâs wife
  Lor:
yeeeeeah
she can make pie though, so it's fine
  Mace:
Sammy, don't give him that look, if PIE
  Lor:
RIGHT?
maybe if you brought Dean his pie when he asked for it, he'd be less likely to take pie from zombies, SAM
  Mace:
HAHAHAHA
that pie DOES look good
  Lor:
it DOES
"well there were the lightning storms" HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
  Mace:
SNORK
  Lor:
"MUST BE THURSDAY"
it's okay, Dean, I will soothe your temples. come lie down with me. I gotcha
  Mace:
Ah yes, that old chestnut. Every show in the history of TV is, I think, contractually obligated to make that joke
  Lor:
LOLOLOLOL
i do think it's written down that if you make it past season 4 you gotta
  Mace:
YEP
  Lor:
oh Bobby
  Mace:
âwhat would you do if you were us?"
  Lor:
that's not in keeping with the rest of the book, Bobby
ooof
oh his FACE. don't mess with his uncle
  Mace:
YES
Dean is TORN. Sheâs a zombie but sheâs offering lunch and more PIE
  Lor:
I do REALLY like her. like, "you think I let Bobby tell me what to do?"
RIGHT?
  Mace:
YES
  Lor:
"or being dead"
  Mace:
âor being deadâ
  Mace:
subtle, Dean
  Lor:
yep, that's him, smooth and subtle
he is so dang PRETTY
Mace:
he really is
Lor:
Don't worry he WILL BE
  Mace:
âmy job is to bring him peaceâ oh, girl, no
  Lor:
yeeeeeeah
not a great foundation for a partnership there
  Mace:
EW
  Lor:
now Sam. don't be dumb
you're being dumb, Sam
  Mace:
DAMMIT SAMMY
EWEWEWEW
  Lor:
GROSS
  Mace:
SO SO GROSS
  Lor:
I hope they use their fake credit cards to get them their vaccines
  Mace:
YES
dammit, Bobby, youâre being an idjit
  Lor:
RIGHT?
AND hurting the boys
"we're his family, Sam" oh, Dean, hon
  Mace:
YUP
  Lor:
"okay. I'll head to town and... rescue everyone"
oh Sammy
  Mace:
how do you get a little kid actor to do that without giving the poor thing nightmares?!
  Lor:
RIGHT?
I love that Sammy knows to call her sheriff to get her to focus
  Mace:
YES
poor Jody
  Lor:
RIGHT?
I think sometimes I forget that her story starts with so much trauma
I mean, par for the course for hunters, but
  Mace:
I had totally forgotten!
man up and respect her wishes, Bobby
  Lor:
ooooof
making a lot of noise for someone trying to sneak in there, DeanDean
  Mace:
SNORK
  Lor:
omg those two
  Mace:
YES
  Lor:
"I thought HE was the town drunk"
HAHAHA
  Lor:
i enjoy the implication that every town only gets one
  Mace:
HAHAHAHA excellent point
Dean you did NOT just drop your gun
  Lor:
he's having some trouble this ep
  Mace:
he really is
  Lor:
he's probably distracted by whatever this music is
  Mace:
RIGHT?! I mean, what the shit ?
  Lor:
the tag teaming while one of them is in a wheelchair is pretty cool
  Mace:
YES
Oh, pie!
  Lor:
LOL
  Mace:
âDonât you ever get tired of being wrong?"
HAHAHAHAHA
  Lor:
"don't you ever get tired of being wrong?"
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
ooooo I love that thereâs no answer to "you okay?"
  Mace:
YES
Look, I get that sheâs your wife, Bobby, but a full separate pyre? Really?
#dramaqueen
  Lor:
HA!
"she was the love of my life. how many times do I gotta kill her?"
Youâll need the context of Victorâs Springtime Revival Date for the phone calls as they contain crucial references. So, make sure to read the event story and date first! âĄ
â This post contains detailed spoilers for content yet to be released on the global server! â
[Note]: The first call takes place during the 12 days separation period, and the second call happens after the date~ âĄ
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ă1st Callă
Victor: Itâs hardly been half an hour into the beginning of work time, and a certain someone already has the time to slack off?
MC: Victor, how did you find the time to call?
Victor: Itâs break time for me now. In just ten minutes of not looking at my phone, over twenty messages have popped up.
Victor: When I clicked to see, it was either a bunch of emojis or a link to a short clip. You even changed your profile picture and sign on Moments within this time.
Victor: You said you were gonna go to the set to supervise, are these the things you planned on doing?
MC: Of course not. Actually, itâs because Iâve been stuck in traffic for an hour. I havenât gotten to the set yet.
MC: From what it seems, Iâm only five kilometers away. But the cars at the front are not moving at all. It seems thereâs been a bump between two vehicles or something.
MC: If it werenât for the equipment in the trunk, I would have gotten out of the car and walked on foot.
Victor: Dummy. Five kilometers is not a short distance, donât be silly.
MC: I wonât. I was just saying. Iâm fine, I was just a little bored, thatâs all.
MC: But hearing your voice now, my fretful mind has already gotten a lot better! Are you still busy, though? Iâm not holding you up, am I?
Victor: No. There are still fifteen minutes left before the next session starts, so I can keep you company for a while.
Victor: Iâve watched the video you sent me. When I get back, we can take pictures of Pudding in that similar model.
Victor: About the three pajamas, the duckling set is suitable for wearing at home, and the rabbit ear set is thicker in comparison, so itâs more suitable for going out to pick up the deliveries.
Victor: Also, the travel blog article is too long. So, Iâll read it after the meeting and tell you about it afterward.
MC: Victor, Iâm so moved⊠you actually read every single message I sent carefully.
MC: Although youâve always been like this, at this moment when Iâm stuck in traffic, it has a special meaning for me!
Victor: âŠdummy. The desire to share comes from an emotional attachment, so of course, I wonât miss it.
MC: Hehe, I know~ To hear you say that like this, it feels like being stuck in traffic for an hour wonât be so bad.
MC: âŠah! The car is moving.
Victor: Why do you sound so reluctant?
MC: Of course I do. I was clearly hoping that the car would start moving at once, but now I want to be stuck in traffic for five more minutes.
MC: Like this, I can talk to you a little longer. After all, you have meetings these daysâŠ
Victor: Thereâs no need to be depressed. The break schedule for this conference is reasonable, and there wonât be any lack of phone calls.
Victor: Alright, letâs get to work. The weather has been dry lately, so remember to drink plenty of water.
Victor: Iâm hanging up now.
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ă2nd Callă
Victor: I got your email. There were about 1 GB of images, and it took me quite a while to go through them.
Victor: So youâve been giggling all morning today looking at these pictures?
MC: Yup. I happened to stumble upon this website in the morning, where you can composite images using special techniques.
MC: Users can upload images and combine them with the resources from the public library to create special effects.
MC: So, I uploaded our photos to try it out.
Victor: The quality of most of the images is pretty good. Seems like the technology of this site is quite mature.
Victor: However, a certain someone better explain the âCat Victorâ folder to me.
MC: Hahaha, thatâs the set Iâve combined with utmost care!
MC: Although Rembrandt-style and Picasso-style Victor each have their own artistic beauty, I still like the little kitty the best!
Victor: In your eyes, do I resemble these pictures?
MC: Yes! Look at the whiskers; it brings the feeling of a little bit of grandeur and reserve, a little bit of aloofness, and a little bit of insoucianceâŠ
MC: Donât they resemble the cat Victor during the Evol abnormality?
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[Tidbits]: MC is referring to their Interflowing Date~Â
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Victor: I think youâve been looking at electronic screens too much lately, and we need to have you see an ophthalmologist.
MC: Humph. If you donât like it, I will enjoy these results all by myself from now on and wonât share them with you.
Victor: Itâs okay. I donât dislike it.
Victor: LFG invested in a pilot project a few years ago, and it had a similar image-processing technology.
Victor: The results of that project, however, are mainly used for historical research and medical guidance.
MC: I didnât know that youâd already set foot even in this domain long agoâŠ
Victor: Iâm simply in charge of the investment decisions, not the specific operations.
Victor: Anyway, compared to those pretty pictures, I like this âold ageâ folder more.
Victor: The photos have a strong sense of realism and farsightedness.
MC: I like them too!
MC: Even though the generated âgrandpaâ Victor has wrinkles all over his face, he is still as handsome and prideful as ever~
Victor: Likewise. Even though a certain someone in the photos is old, she is still very cute.
MC: When I was looking at these photos, I was reminded of our nostalgic trip a few days ago.
MC: In the future, when we become old and gray, we will composite a few âback to youthâ pictures!
Victor: Thereâs no need for that.
Victor: Every photo taken with you will be stored and backed up securely, so we wonât lose them.
Victor: If you want to âexperience youth,â how about setting aside some time this weekend to go out with me and feel the spring?
>Car 1
KAI (DRIVER): Finally! We've arrived!
KOI: Yay~! Finally~!!
AOI: Kai-san, thank you for driving us here!
KAI: It's been a while I drove such a long distance. It was quite fun. It was like I was listening to TsukiRaji with all the chatter that was happening.
YORU: Hahaha, it definitely felt like a live TsukiRaji.
#Summer Festival Memories
HARU: Ahhïœ(*ÂŽĐïœ) Finally, I can stretch my legs~
AOI: It must be difficult for you since you have long legs, right?
HARU: Yup, yup. I have 300m inseamâ
KOI: Huh? Where's Car #2?
RUI: I got a message from You. In the middle of the way, Arata wanted to go to the washroom. So, they had to stop at the service area. They'll be a little late.
AOI: Arata... (just how much strawberry milk did you drink?)
#Summer Festival Memories
KOI: Let's see, they say they'll... reach in 5 more minutes.
YORU: Isn't that a bit too quick considering they had to stop at a service area?
RUI: Dai challenged himself to see how quickly he can shorten the distance with the driving skills he cultivated when he was a SP.
AOI: I-Isn't that technique something that shouldn't be used on a public highway?
HARU: Well, in that case, let's just wait in the parking lot.
#Summer Festival Memories
HARU: Oh, Kai. Want a drink? You must be tired from driving.
KAI: Ah, thank you! Phew... this is refreshing!
AOI: Truly. The evening breeze feels really good.
RUI: Yeah. You can smell the grass too.
YORU: I'm looking forward to THE countryside summer festival since it was recommended by our staff.
KOI: I hope Car 2 comes soon~âȘ
#Summer Festival Memories
â WENT TO A SUMMER FESTIVAL â
>Car 2 (a moment ago)
KUROTSUKI: ~âȘ
IKU: Kurotsuki-san, you're humming (laughs)
KUROTSUKI: It's my day off after all! I'm excited to drive today.
TSUKISHIRO: Even if it isn't for work, be careful, okay? We have passengers with us.
KUROTSUKI: I know. But my driving's always smooth, right?
TSUKISHIRO: I guess so (wry smile)
#Summer Festival Memories
YOU: (yawn)...I'm somewhat sleepy after looking at those endless rice fields.
ARATA: I get you.
KAKERU: Am I the only one who wants to wear blue clothes and run through those swaying greenery in the rice fields while singing "la la laâȘ la la laâȘ"?
IKU: You mean clothed in blue robes, right? (laughs)
ARATA: Speaking of symbol of peace, in the back is...
HAJIME & SHUN: (asleep)
#Summer Festival Memories
YOU: It's still peaceful. Okay, don't wake them up, or else we'll be in danger, okay?
KAKERU: Roger.
TSUKISHIRO: Hajime-kun has been quite busy lately, so I'm glad he's able to get some sleep (bitter smile)
KUROTSUKI: Shun-kun sleeping is a daily occurrence though.
IKU: Let's reach our destination peacefully and quietly. Just like it is now.
KAKERU: I agree.
ARATA: ...AH!!!!
#Summer Festival Memories
EVERYONE: ...
KAKERU: By the way, about the summer festival we're heading to~
ARATA: Kakerun, don't ignore me...
TSUKISHIRO: ...Uhm, Arata-kun, what's the matter?
ARATA: ...I'm sorry, but my bladder is... unstoppable Six Gravity!âȘ
KAKERU: Get down.
YOU: He does need to be getting down but... (www)
#They're on a highway
#Summer Festival Memories
KUROTSUKI: Let's see, the closest service area is...
IKU: We just passed it, didn't we... (sweatdrops) Hold on a moment (opens up GPS)
ARATA: A sudden wave is surging through my body...!!!
KAKERU: Calm down. Calm down~
YOU: Can it be calmed down? (www)
IKU: Found it! 10 more minutes!
#Summer Festival Memories
ARATA: Ahh~~~ 10 minutes~~~ I see~~~ Urgh, ah~~ 10 minutes~~ (while shifting his legs)
YOU: Hold on for 10 minutes (www)
IKU: A side an idol cannot show...
TSUKISHIRO: P-Put your mind to it and you can do it, Arata-kun!
KAKERU: Anyways, let's aim for that service area!
KUROTSUKI: Y-Yeah!
#Summer Festival Memories
â WENT TO A SUMMER FESTIVAL â
~Though there was quite the drama, we finally arrived~
RUI: Candy apple...
KAKERU: Let's have some!
HAJIME: Yakisoba.
KAKERU: Let's have some!
AOI: Ah, there's takoyaki.
KAKERU: Let's have some!
ARATA: Kakerun, you're eating too much.
KAKERU: Super happy!!!
#Summer Festival Memories
HARU: Oh, Katanuki. So nostalgic...
YOU: Haru-san, please don't do anything.
HARU: But I haven't said anything yet!? Ah, but I do want to try!! Just one time! Ah, it looks easy... lucky! Okay, let's attack from a safe place...
(cracks)
HARU: ...
YOU: I didn't even say anything.
YORU: I'll avenge you!
#Summer Festival Memories
YORU: ...
YOU: ..You.. to do this for 20 minutes...
YORU: Ssh, just a bit more!
HARU: Good luck!! (somehow felt whispering was right)
(sudden touch)
TSUKISHIRO: Woah!
KUROTSUKI: Botted Ramune. It's rare, isn't it? Here, have some.
TSUKISHIRO: Thank you.
KOI: Kurotsuki-san's acting like he's in some romantic comedy!! I want to do it too!
#Summer Festival Memories
(sudden touch)
KOI: Woah!
HAJIME: I tried doing it like a romantic comedy.
KOI: ...I wanted to do it~~ Ah but it suits so much~ (laughs)
SHUN: If I freeze everything, do you think he'll do it to me too?
KAI: Stop.
KAKERU: Shun-san, let's eat shaved-ice!
AOI: An invitation that doesn't seem to have any logical reasoning
#Summer Festival Memories
IKU: I heard someone mention shaved ice. Ta-dah. I bought some for everyone~ I had to borrow a tray.
SHUN: Woahđž
IKU: Kai-san gets to choose first since he drove us here.
KAI: Melon flavor for me!
IKU: Which one would you like, Shun-san?
SHUN: Let's se...!
EVERYONE: ... (takes a bite)
EVERYONE: ! (brainfreeze)
#Summer Festival Memories
ARATA: Hajime-san~ we can see the fireworks from there.
HAJIME: Great, everyone let's go.
ARATA: OkayâȘ
KAKERU: I'll gather everyone from that side!
KOI: Then, I'll head the other way!
đđđ
AOI: I hope everyone has a fun summer.
YORU: You're praying? (laughs)
AOI: Just felt like it (laughs)
#Summer Festival Memories
HAJIME: The hot days will continue. Everyone, please take care of yourselves.
SHUN: Happy summerââ Everyone, make lots of memories, okay~!
After a couple weeks of seeing babies, I am back to online classes :D Iâve had half of this done for months, but in the end the motivation I needed to finish this in a week was 1) people still waiting for it, and 2) the fact that there is absolutely no Kansai speak here after how hard doing Minamiâs was XD Thank you to @arysthaeniruâ, @snuggetfishâ, and @integralcalculusâ for voting for Yumi! Sorry for how long it took!
(Donât be fooled by the card picture, this does not take place in 2005 :< )
Story: Yumi works at Serena with another hostess and feels inadequate in comparison up until said hostess leaves to join a prostitution ring, at which point she reveals her secret ability.
Notes: èłăçăă or âmy ears hurtâ - means something like âthatâs painfully trueâ (spiritually, it probably means âhaha oof yeahâ).
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CHAPTER 1
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|Kamurocho â 1992.|
Serena Customer: âOh? Yumi-chan, you havenât touched your alcohol. Is it not to your liking?â
Yumi: âNo, thatâs not it, President. Itâs just . . .â
President: âCome to think of it, Yumi-chan isnât a heavy drinker of alcohol.â
Yumi: âYeah, well . . .â
President: âHaha, you donât have to overdo it.â
Yumi: (I shouldnât cause the customers concern . . . really, I . . .)
{The door opens.}
Reina: âOh, Yuu-chan. Welcome back.â
Yuu: âIâm back! Mama, I went shopping!â
Reina: âThank you. Can you stay to assist Yumi-chan?â
Yuu: âOkay.â
Yuu: âGood evening, Iâm Yuu. May I disturb you?â
President: âOh, youâre cute! Sit down, sit down!â
Yuu: âPardon me!â
Reina: âWait, Yuu-chan. Is this all you bought? Some items are missing.â
Yuu: âEh, itâs not enough? Thatâs funny~, I confirmed everything was all there.â
President: âAhaha! Yuu-chan, are you saying it fell out?â
Yuu: âYou know~? I often make mistakes~! Like last time . . .â
Yumi: â. . . President, may I leave my seat for a moment? Iâm going to go buy more.â
President: âYeah sure, sure! Iâm having fun with Yuu-chan!â
Yumi: â. . . Well then, excuse me.â
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Yumi: âAlright, thatâs everything. I have to get back quickly . . .â
Drunk Thug: âOh?! Itâs Yumi-chan of Serena!â
Yumi: âEh?â
Drunk Thug: âWeâve gone drinking a few times before. I feel like this is fate~! We met tonight because of it, so letâs go drinking together!â
Yumi: âIâm sorry, I have to get back to the bar . . .â
Drunk Thug: âHuuh?! Come on!!â
Yumi: âKyaa?! Donât pull! It hurts!â
Drunk Thug: âHeh, youâre always so high and mighty. Come to think of it, you never join in when I start drinking. The other hostess with you is Yuu, right? That one was more entertaining.â
Yumi: â. . . !â
Drunk Thug: âThatâs it! Starting now, Iâll teach you how to please your customers.â
Yumi: âNo, let go!â
Male voice: âOi, you thug. What are you doing?â
Drunk Thug: âHuh?â
Yumi: âShi-Shinji-kun?!â
Shinji: âYumi-san, are you alright?â
Yumi: âY-Yup. But, this person . . .â
Drunk Thug: âWhat do you want?!â
Shinji: âDonât say bad words. If this is a pick-up, make your move somewhere else.â
Drunk Thug: âThis is going to be fun . . . you wanna be messed up?! Apologize, hey!â
Yumi: âShinji-kun, this is dangerous!â
Shinji: âYumi-san, please stand back. Iâll deal with him.â
Drunk Thug: âHah! Iâm not scared of some kid! Iâll show you!â
{Shinji beats up the drunk.}
Drunk Thug: âDamn it, Iâll get you for this!â
Yumi: âThank you. But why is Shinji-kun here?â
Shinji: âI had something to do in the area and was walking nearby when I heard Yumi-sanâs voice, so I came rushing in.â
Yumi: âI see. You really helped me.â
Shinji: âHehe, itâs not a big deal. Something else might happen, so Iâll escort you to Serena.â
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Yumi: âThank you for escorting me to the bar. Ah, I know. Let me treat you to a drink as thanks.â
Shinji: âIâd be glad to, but I still have work to do . . . Iâll drop by the bar again some other time.â
Yumi: âI see . . . Yup. Thatâs alright.â
Shinji: â. . . Yumi-san, is something wrong? You donât look fine.â
Yumi: â. . . I was thinking about how Iâm always just getting help from someone.â
Shinji: âNo, thatâs not the case! Kiryu-san and Nishikiyama-san say that Yumi-san simply being there for them is soothing.â
Yumi: âEh . . . ? Really?â
Shinji: âReally! I think the same way! So please stay as you are, Yumi-san. Â . . . Oh, I need to get to my Aniki. See ya!â
{Shinji runs off.}
Yumi: (Shinji-kun says that . . . I should stay as I am . . . should I really?)
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Reina: âOh, Yumi-chan! Welcome back. Itâs late, did something happen?â
Yumi: âNo, everythingâs fine. I just took my time in shopping.â
Yuuâs voice: âAhaha! Thatâs right~!â
Reina: âThe President and Yuu-chan are enjoying themselves.â
Yumi: (The President is drinking a lot . . . but he looks like heâs having fun, isnât he?)
Reina: âYuu-chan is amazing, even though itâs only been half a year since she became a hostess.â
Yumi: âYeah, I canât get the President to drop his reservations that quickly . . .â
Yuu: âSo then, President. Please continue the story you were telling earlier!â
President: âHahaha! Iâm glad I got to know Yuu-chan today!â
Yumi: (Do I even need to be here? With Yuu-chan here, Iâm not necessary . . . )
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Yumi: âGood morning.â
Reina: âOh, Yumi-chan! Youâre not with Yuu-chan?â
Yumi: âEh? She hasnât come in yet? Shouldnât she have an early shift today . . .â
Reina: âThatâs right. I tried to contact her, but the call wouldnât go through . . .â
Yumi: âMaybe sheâs just late again? Iâll go change clothes for the time being and help out.â
{The phone rings.}
Reina: âOh, a phone call. Â . . . Yes, this is Serena. Ah, Yuu-chan! Itâs already time for your shift . . . Eh? Wait a minute! So sudden . . . the call dropped.â
Yumi: âWhatâs wrong? Was the call from Yuu-chan?â
Reina: âIt was . . . Yuu-chanâs quitting from the bar.â
Yumi: âEh?â
Reina:â Thatâs all she said before the call cut off.â
Yumi (Why? Even though the President liked her so much.)
Reina: âI wonder what happened all of a sudden . . . I hope itâs nothing.â
----
Yumi: âThank you, please come again.â
Office Worker Customer: âOf course, Yumi-chan. But Iâm lonely without Yuu-chan~.â
Yumi: âFufu, donât say that.â
{The customer leaves.}
Reina: âItâs been a week since Yuu-chan quit. Itâs lonely because of her sudden disappearance.â
Yumi: âYup . . . it was a little too sudden. Maybe something happened.â
Reina: â. . . I failed to tell you at the time, but Yuu-chan said this. âI quit because I found a place I can make more moneyâ.â
Yumi: âEh? Serena pays pretty well. More than that . . .â
Reina: âYup. Iâm worried that itâs a dangerous place. Iâve called several times since then, but I couldnât get in touch with Yuu-chan. I hope sheâs alright . . . I worry something fishy is going on. Ah, Yumi-chan, a customer. Welcome~!â
Regular Customer: âReina-mama, is Yuu-chan in?â
Reina: âSorry. Yuu-chan quit a while ago.â
Regular Customer: âAh, then . . . was the kid in that shop Yuu-chan?â
Reina: âEh, did you see Yuu-chan somewhere?â
Regular Customer: âYeah, in the cabaret club I came from, thereâs a new hostess who looked like Yuu-chan. Well, I couldnât see the face clearly because I wasnât in my seat.â
Reina: âI see, a cabaret club . . . did she look okay?â
Regular Customer: âHmm, I wonder . . . Iâm really worried if that is Yuu-chan.â
Yumi: â. . . Why?â
Regular Customer: âThat cabaret club seems to have changed management recently, and the evaluation is not good. Rumor has it theyâre forcing girls into recruitment for prostitution.â
Yumi: âForcing into prostitution . . . ? Thatâs a crime!â
Reina: âCalm down, Yumi-chan.â
Regular Customer: âItâs just rumors. If youâre worried, would you like to go there? Hereâs the clubâs business card.â
Reina: âUnderstood, thank you.â
Yumi: (Recruiting for prostitution . . . If thatâs true, is Yuu-chan aware of it . . . ?)
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-END-
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CHAPTER 2
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Yumi: (This is the address on the business card . . . Yuu-chan is in this cabaret club. Someone came out . . . thatâs-!)
Yumi: âYuu-chan!â
Yuu: âWhoa, Senpai? What are you doing here?â
Yumi: âI was worried about how Yuu-chan was . . . I heard from a customer that you work here.â
Yuu: âHmm? Is that so?â
Yumi: â. . . Hey, Yuu-chan. Is your current workplace enjoyable?â
Yuu: â. . . Itâs fun, I can make a lot of money. See, please take a look. I was able to buy the necklace I wanted right away!â
Yumi: âI see . . . thatâs good. I was worried because I heard bad rumors about the club Yuu-chan is working at.â
Yuu: âDonât worry. Besides, Senpai and I arenât working together anymore, right?â
Yumi: (Certainly, sheâs already quit Serena, so itâs just as Yuu-chan says . . .)
Manâs voice: âWhereâs my Yuu?â
Yumi: âAh, sorry. Iâm just here to see a friend . . .â
Mild-mannered Man: âIs that right. However, Yuu has work after this . . . can you come back some other time?â
Yumi: (. . . This person, I wonder. I canât put a finger on it, but he makes me uncomfortable . . .)
Mild-mannered Man: âAre you alright?â
Yumi: â. . . Yes. Yuu-chan, sorry for disturbing you from your work.â
Yuu: â. . .â
Mild-mannered Man: âYuu, what are you standing around for? Hurry up and letâs go.â
Yuu: â. . . Yes sir.â
Yumi: â. . . U-Um!â
Mild-mannered Man: âSomething else you want?â
Yumi: âYuu-chan, sheâs not in trouble, is she?â
Mild-mannered Man: â. . . Yeah. Donât worry. Rest assured. If thereâs nothing else, weâll take our leave.â
{Yuu and the man walk off.}
Yumi: (Yuu-chan looks fine . . . but . . .)
Yakuza-like Man A: âOh, itâs a beautiful Nee-chan. If youâre depressed, shall we comfort you?â
Yumi: âI-Iâm fine. Excuse me . . . !â
Yakuza-like Man B: âNow, donât say that. After all our effort?â
Yumi: âKyaa . . . ! Donât grab my arm!â
Kiryu: âOi, what are you doing?â
Yakuza-like Man A: âAah? Who are you?â
Yumi: âKazuma!â
Kiryu: âYumi, Iâm here to help now.â
Yakuza-like Man B: âKazuma . . . is this guy Kiryu Kazuma?! The one called the Dragon of Dojima . . . !â
Yakuza-like Man A: âHaw, thatâs something. Iâve only heard the rumors, Kiryu-san. Itâs a good opportunity. Weâll beat you and be the ones to name you!â
{Kiryu beats up the yakuza. They run away.}
Kiryu: âAre you injured, Yumi?â
Yumi: âIâm alright. Thank you for your help, Kazuma. For us to meet in such a place . . .â
Kiryu: âThereâs something I wanted to check around here. Thatâs why I was passing by. Those men . . . theyâre guys from the Takezuka Family. So that means the rumors are true?â
Yumi: âWhat do you mean?â
Kiryu: âThis area is our territory, but I heard the Takezuka Family is moving in on it. It seems some stores have been crushed because of this situation. They must have been bought off . . .â
Yumi: (. . . If Kazumaâs story is true, then the man with Yuu-chan a while ago . . . Iâm not sure . . . but I have to go. Mama and the regulars didnât know!)
Yumi: âSorry, Kazuma! I remembered I have a little errand!â
{Yumi runs off.}
Kiryu: âOi, Yumi?!â
----
Yumi: âHaa, haa . . .â
Yumi: (Should be around here . . . ah! There!)
Yuu: âUm . . .â
Mild-mannered Man: âWhat? Are you going to say you want to quit now?â
Yuu: âNo, I just wanted to finish this as soon as possible.â
Mild-mannered Man: âI see. Then head inside . . .â
Yumi: âYuu-chan!!â
Yuu: âSenpai? Why are you here?â
Yumi: âThat person might be a yakuza. I thought Yuu-chan might be in danger . . .â
Yuu: â. . . I know this person is the captain of the Takezuka Family, weâre here together.â
Yumi: âEh . . . ?!â
Yuu: âWhy doesnât Senpai come with us? See, Kiryu Kazuma . . . you get along with him well, donât you?â
Yumi: âThat is . . .â
Takezuka Family Captain: âKiryu? Thatâs good to hear. Â . . . Looks like you can be used.â
{The captain grabs Yumi.}
Takezuka Family Captain: âWould you like to come with us too? Oops, donât make any noise. See this?â
Yumi: (He has a handgun pointed at me . . . !)
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-END-
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CHAPTER 3
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Takezuka Family Captain: âNow then, why donât you behave yourself here?â
Yumi: â. . . Trapping us here, what are you planning to do with us?â
Takezuka Family Captain: âYouâll understand soon enough. Oh, you guys, keep an eye on the woman. Iâll come back out in a moment.â
{The captain leaves.}
Yumi: âYuu-chan, are you alright?â
Yuu: âWhy are you worrying about me more than I am? Iâm here for work.â
Yumi: âWork . . . for a yakuza? You donât even know what that entails.â
Yuu: âSo what are you trying to say?â
Yumi: âYuu-chan . . . ?â
Yuu: âAs long as you make money, it doesnât matter if the other party is a yakuza.â
Yumi: â. . .â
Takezuka Family Member A: âYo, Nee-chan. Youâre free while youâre waiting, right? Come give us a hand.â
Yuu: âI donât want to. Because itâs not part of my job.â
Takezuka Family Member B: âHeh, saying something so cheeky. You donât know what youâve gotten yourself into, do you? You are our product. Itâs your job to do what we say.â
Yuu: âIf youâre with the Captain, you donât have to listen to what the underlings say.â
Takezuka Family Member A: â. . . Geez, it seems like thereâs a need for you to be educated.â
Yuu: âWait, ow! Donât grab my hair!â
Yumi: âLet go of Yuu-chan!â
{Yumi slaps the yakuza holding Yuu.}
Takezuka Family Member A: âHaw, Iâll admit Nee-chan has courage. But Nee-chan and Yuu are in a bad position now, arenât they?â
Yumi: â. . . !â
Takezuka Family Member B: âYou should give us compensation, yeah?!â
Yumi: (If it comes to that . . . !)
Yumi: â. . . Iâm the one who raised my hand. So Iâll be the one to keep you company.â
Takezuka Family Member A: âHehe, so you understand?â
Yumi: (To get out of this situation . . . what can I do . . . Ah! Thatâs it . . . !)
Yumi: âDo you guys like alcohol? It seems thereâs a lot of liquor lined up over there.â
Takezuka Family Member A: âYeah, I like alcohol. Especially the alcohol I drink with a woman like Nee-chan.â
Yumi: âThen Iâll drink it with you. Â . . . If you can get me drunk, Iâll do whatever you like.â
Yuu: âSenpai, what are you saying?! You canât hold your liquor at all!â
Takezuka Family Member B: âOi oi, you canât drink but you want to compete in a drinking contest with us?â
Takezuka Family Member A: âWell, itâs entertainment before the actual fun. Iâll take you up on that.â
Yumi: âWell then, letâs get started.â
{Yumi and the yakuza down drink after drink.}
Takezuka Family Member A: âUugh . . . I canât drink anymore . . .â
Takezuka Family Member B: âUughp . . . ! Lo-Losing to a woman at drinking alcohol . . .â
Yumi: âAre you alright? Iâm only just getting started in drinking.â
Yuu: âWhoa . . . so many liquor bottles emptied out.â
Takezuka Family Member A: âWh-What the hell is this . . . werenât you weak at handling alcohol . . . ?â
Yumi: âAre you already at your limit?â
Takezuka Family Member B: âShit . . . ! Everything is spinning in front of me . . .â
Yumi: âYuu-chan, nowâs our chance . . . !â
Takezuka Family Member A: âDonât be silly . . . we wonât let you escape . . . !â
Yumi: (All right . . . ! With such unsteady opponents, I can do something!)
{Yumi beats up the drunk yakuza.}
Takezuka Family Member A: âO-Ow . . . Iâm also feeling sick . . . ! Uuugh!â
Yumi: âHooray . . . ! Quickly, before itâs too late . . .â
{The yakuza collapse. The door opens as someone comes running in.}
Kiryu: âI was contacted by the Takezuka Family saying they had you in their custody. They called me and said they had the intention of getting rid of you.â
Yumi: âAre you okay?â
Kiryu: âHeh . . . they werenât a big problem. Even so, itâs good I arrived before they sold you off.â
Yumi: â. . . What does it mean to be sold?â
Kiryu: âThese guys werenât just mediating prostitution. They were selling the women they gathered to overseas organizations.â
Yuu: â. . . I didnât know that.â
Kiryu: âEven the Dojima Family had trouble getting a lead on it.â
Yuu: âWas Senpai aware? That they were that kind of a dangerous organization.â
Yumi: âNot at all . . . this is the first I heard of it.â
Yuu: â. . . Arenât you too fearless? Despite that, you still challenged them at a contest.â
Yumi: âItâs thanks to Yuu-chan.â
Yuu: â. . . Ha?â
Yumi: âI . . . I wasnât confident in myself. At first I wanted to be someone that can be relied on, so I tried to help Yuu-chan. But when I saw Yuu-chan, thatâs when I realized. If you really want to be confident, you need to possess a sufficiently strong will within yourself. Thatâs why I was able to act like that. Without Yuu-chan, I wouldnât have had self-confidence.â
Yuu: â. . . In that case, I donât need to thank you. Ah, but now what should I do? Iâm going to lose my job.â
Yumi: âHow about you come back to Serena? Mama and the regulars are waiting for Yuu-chan.â
Yuu: â. . . I donât want to. As if Iâll accept Senpaiâs help. If I do, just like with the President the other day, Iâm told nothing but stories of Senpai.â
Yumi: âStories of me . . . ?â
Yuu: ââYumi-chan cares about my physical condition, right?â . . . is all the President says. You can drink so much, and yet you donât drink at the bar because youâre thinking about the customers . . . thatâs it, isnât it? Ultimately, instead of revealing that to customers, youâd rather be a lousy liar.â
Yumi: â. . . My ears hurt.â
Yuu: âWell, thatâs my reason. I wonder if I should go back to the countryside.â
Yumi: âI see . . . itâll be lonely.â
Yuu: âYou wonât be saying stuff like that for long. When I return, Iâll overtake Senpai right away.â
Yumi: âFufu, then Iâll have to work harder. So that I can fight back when Yuu-chan returns.â
Yumi: (From this moment on, instead of being helped, I will be the one who helps others.)
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This is not the full translation of the stream. I only translated the parts I could understand & interpret or parts I found interesting/important. Iâm still a beginner in Japanese, so the translations may not be accurate. If you want to repost, please repost at your own risk.Â
(t/n: Sorry for the late update. I had so many distractions these past 2 weeks. This translation may have a lot of mistranslations as I couldnât really catch what he said since the bgm was super loud. I tried my best to separate the voice and the bgm so that the voice would be clearer, but I didnât manage to do that.)
I: Hello. You guys, are you ready for Ghosts n Goblins? I am.
C: Youâre in high spirits tonight.
I: Of course. Iâve been busy with the rough sketches. Iâve spend the entire day fixing the sketches for chp 5.
*Fixing the sound
C: Contrarily, wonât you feel stressed playing this game for a change of pace?
I: Iâm already used to this game.
I: Iâm stuck in the same place so Iâm gonna play this game from the start.
*Choosing mode.
I: Iâve played this game before (referring to the old ver.), so Iâll choose the harder mode.
*Choosing stage.
I: I havenât progressed at all. I havenât seen the other stages yet. Graveyard, execution chamber. I played the execution chamber stage for a bit during the stream with Ms. Towada. I progressed a little only. Should I play the graveyard stage?
*Playing the stage.
I: The armour used to get destroyed with just one hit. The armour has a ranking. If you collect a lot of armours, itâll become a bronze armour. This one is probably a metal armour.
C: Fighting!
I: Kamsahamnida. Is it Kamsahamnida? Thank you.
(t/n: Kamsahamnida means thank you in Korean. Heâs talking in Korean.)
C: Have you decided on the date for Kagoshima trip?
I: Thatâs right. What should I do with the trip? Looks like I can secure 20 buses.
(t/n: Ishida had been jokingly planned on a trip with Japanese fans.)
C: Is the stage different from the old one?
I: It looks similar, but I think itâs a completely different stage. Yeah, itâs completely different. Whatâs this creature? Whatâs his name again? Everyone said they didnât like this boss. I like it. Heâs like a friend to me.
C: Russia loves you, sensei.
I: Really? I heard that illegal uploading of manga is widespread in Russia. Haha. I have a grudge against Russia. Haha. Spasiba (thank you in Russian).
C: I like Russian girls. Theyâre cute.
I: I donât think itâs because theyâre Russians. I heard that their nose tends to be taller due to the climate effects. This isnât considered as discrimination, right? Thatâs why theyâre good-looking. The same with their white complexion. People adore those with tall nose because their noses are small and cute.
(t/n: Iâm not sure about the translation of this part since I couldnât hear him clearly. He said something more but I couldnât catch it. Sorry.)
Y****: Are you about to snap?
I: Ah, Y****?! Youâre here. You werenât in the prev. stream, right? Iâm not angry.
Y****: I was busy with club.
I: What club are you in? You must be busy. What club are you in as a middle schooler?
Y****: Theatre club.
I: Theatre club?! Youâre kidding, right?! Really?! Itâs so unexpected, hahaha. Theatre club? I thought youâre in a sports club, like soccer or something. So cool. Thatâs nice. Seriously? Do they have theatre club in middle school? Amazing.
*Ishida struggling to kill the monsters and then died.
I: I was looking at the comments, waiting for Y****âs to show up, then I became like this.
*Someone commented that they did vocalisation training in theatre club.
I: Vocalisation training? So they do have that. Wait a min, did Y**** say something? Wait, tell me when I die again.
Y****: Iâm a high-school student.
I: Eh, Y****, youâre a high-school student?! Didnât you say youâre 13?! Were you a high school student all this time?! Wait, can I talk to Y**** for a bit? Hahaha. Eh?! Have you been a high-schooler all this while?!
*Continue playing.
I: Hurry up and tell me. I suddenly become interested in human world. Y****, hurry. Did he say something?
Y****: Iâm in my first year.
I: I see. A first year student. So, last year youâre 13? I remember you said youâre 13. Youâve enrolled to high school. Congrats for your admission! It must be hard with the COVID-19 situation. Y**** has further modified. His DPS (Damage Per Second) has increased to 1980.
C: I envy the youth.
I: Well, you can become anything as a high-schooler. If you work hard, you can become an actor or a playwright, though Iâm not really sure. (inaudible). I think itâs a very good career.
C: What club were you in?
I: I was in volleyball club. I was in the badminton club for 3 months. I joined because of similar reason I joined volleyball club. Â I joined because I wanted to be good at smashing. Then, I quit the club after Iâve mastered it. Same with volleyball. I wanted to master spike. I had other stuffs I wanted to do. I wanted to play games all day long. I didnât wanna go for club activities. I skipped club activities and played Smash Bros. I was a boarding student, after all.
C: Have you read Look Back? (t/n: Look Back is a one shot manga by Fujimoto Tatsuki, author of Chainsaw Man.)
I: Yes, I have.
C: Which console is this?
I: This is switch. I play this because I was tired from fixing the rough sketches for chp 5.
C: Did you go and watch Yamakasa? (t/n: Yamakasa refers to the float carried by men during Hakata Gion Yamakasa festival. You can google it up for more info.)
I: I watch when thereâs one. Ms. Towada went and see it. Where did she recently visit?
*Ishida having a hard time defeating the monsters & passing the stage.
I: This is harder than RE. RE is way easier compared to this.
C: Sensei is getting tired!
I: Actually, I should be resting at times like this. Itâd be better for me to rest after I did the rough sketches.
*Someone commented they had to work that night.
I: It must be hard to work at this time. Night shift? Nurses and⊠is it correct? Iâm not so sure though, but caregivers also have night shifts. Well, good luck on your job. Take care of your health, eat a lot of delicious foods, and donât forget to wear an armour. You donât know when youâll be absorbed into this game.
C: I need to do excel as my assignment.
I: Must be difficult. I copy pasted the stuffs I found on the internet for my assignments. I wasnât the only one who did that. Everyone else did the same too.
I: I like summer. If I were to pick a seasonâŠbut I prefer autumn. Still, summer is great.
C: I have test tomorrow.
I: Then, you should study.
C: I hate summer since thereâll be a lot of Terra Formars.
(t/n: terra formars is a manga about humanoid cockroaches. So, OP referred cockroaches as terra formars.)
I: Yup. Theyâre in the drawers the other day. Theyâre always there mostly.Â
C: What are you drinking today?
I: Barley tea. I want to drink juice. Ginger ale as well, but Iâll gain weight drinking that. I drink it occasionally. Do you guys know root beer?
*Ishida constantly failed and died.
Comments: Are you getting angry?
I: This is pissing you off, right? Iâm pissed off. Of course Iâd be pissed off with something like this. The ones who made this game, show yourselves. Iâm gonna bring this to court and claim for compensation.
Comments: Please calm down.
I: Iâm calming down. Okay, Iâve calmed down.
*Finally progressing a little.
I: Yes, finally! Iâm gonna do this calmly.
*Fighting a bunch of monsters.
I: (whispering) Calmly! Calmly!
*Dead again.
I: (whispering) Shit! Just nowâŠIt might be impossible without the armour. Letâs do this calmly.
I: This game is more of a psycho break than Psychobreak.
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WHEW!! I have a baby collection of WIPs and they are grossly skewed towards âlong ficsâ so idk when theyâll get any official postings. I donât want to accidentally abandon one story for another because I really enjoy all the different ideas.Â
OnlyFandom: (long fic) working on Ch. 18!!
Masquerade: (oneshot) This is for the zelink-prompts âballâ and I am so embarrassed by how late I am in getting this done but Iâm having fun with it!Â
Role Reversal Oneshot: Ah yes... that oneshot I started when I was drunk... yup... that happened.
Tainted (working title): (long fic) Pre-calamity BotW that follows along with the memories starting at #8. This is the fic inspired by the trauma that was getting a skin biopsy so itâs more of a cannon divergence than a full AU I guess??Â
Untitled TP/BotW AU: (long fic) Iâm sure people are gunna hate me for this one but this idea started around the same time I began OnlyFandom so Iâve been mulling it over for a w h i l e. But itâs a Zelink BotW AU where the calamity didnât happen (yet?) and Zelda is really interested in researching Twilight era relics and such. Poor Link has been stuck as a wolf for like 9 years lmao
Pirate AU: (long fic) Okay Iâm not sure if this one really counts because it only exists as a long list of bullet points and a shit ton of doodles. Iâm more interested in drawing the stupid little comics Iâve sketched out than actually writing it so idk~
I know some people are including drawing WIPs but dear god I have a MILLION so I wonât burden you all with that hahaha
Iâm totally gunna cop out and say if you havenât been tagged yet and want to try, GO FOR IT!!! Cause it looks like most of my writing mutuals have all been tagged already and Iâll feel very silly if I accidentally tag yaâll a g a i n haha.Â