#gxmbol

"So you're the one that summoned me here. Quickly then, speak what it is your wish is, and I will consider whether or not I will help you attain that wish."

“I have the cat ears and everything, I get a pass to nya.”

“Yeah... people be like that.”

“Just hear me out. Some pizzas go really well with mayonnaise. Chicken and avocado, double bacon cheeseburger, barbecue meatlovers, cheese pizza... it goes really well on most pizzas. ‘Specially cold ones.”

“Ah shit- fffff- what are you gonna do, jail me?”

         {{ It’s incredibly versatile. Flour, sugar, the fat from it is like heavy cream for baking, it can be milk, it can be water, it can be a snack, so many uses! I mentioned it is my path to caramel because if you mix it with maple syrup you can make dang good caramel sauce or hard caramels. I don’t know what I would do without coconut, tbh. 

“I’ll take that.”

AKA: Muddie Buddies for the rest of you weirdos...