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silly little fic becomes a serious character study. fork found in kitchen
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ever since i was a little girl i always knew i wanted to be cleft in twain
There are, of course, still some groups of Young Voters way, way into modern politics. There's Rowdy Ralph Reed's far-Right Christians, for one, and then way out at the other end of the spectrum there's ACT UP and the sensitive men and angry womyn of the PC Left. What's interesting is that what gives these small fringe blocs so much power is the basic failure of mainstream Young Voters to get off their ass and vote. It's like we all learned in jr. high social studies: if I vote and you don't, my vote counts double. And it's not just the fringes that benefit — the fact is that it's to some very powerful Establishments' advantage that most young people hate politics and don't vote. This, too, deserves to be thought about, if you can stand it.
- The Weasel, Twelve Monkeys and the Shrub, David Foster Wallace, 2000
[VD: A man named Winston Hodges doing stand-up comedy. His voice is jocular and friendly.
Hodges: I'm straight, but...
Crowd: *laughs*
Hodges: I have had sex with five people who immediately afterwards did decide that perhaps...
Crowd: *scattered laughs*
Hodges: ...it would be in their best interest...
Crowd: *scattered laughs*
Hodges: ...and this is true, to begin their transition.
Crowd: *laughs*
Hodges: I've had sex, I've had sex with five, five people where immediately afterwards, either within a week, I got a phone call, I got a text, or we got coffee. And they were like, "Hey Winston, this has been a lot of fun hanging out, but I think it's time that I've become the man that God intended me to be." I just walk around being the only straight guy on Earth with five ex-boyfriends like that!
Crowd: *laughs*
Hodges: Guys, I don't know what your exes look like, but if you look at my roster of exes, I've got a pretty good pickup basketball team. I'm not going to, like-
Crowd: *laughs*
Hodges: I had this transphobic guy come up to me. He goes, "How's that make you feel? How does that make you feel to peddle trans bullshit?" I've never felt better about anything...
Crowd: *scattered laughs*
Hodges: ...in my entire adult life, because you're not listening to what the fuck I'm trying to tell you, idiot. I'm trying to tell you I had sex with five. People.
Crowd: *laughs*
Hodges: And immediately afterwards those five people thought about my dick and were like "Man, I got to fucking get me one of these!"
Crowd: *laughs, claps, and cheers*
Hodges: Yeah, brother, I got the type of dick that'll touch the man that's living inside of you, I'll tell you that much right now!
Crowd: *laughs*
Hodges: Yeah. I'm like the military, no man left behind, I'm like grandma and brotherrrrr!
Crowd: *laughs*
Hodges: And I know trans people like that joke for two reasons. One, the first time I did that joke, I posted it on Instagram, and I know trans people like it, because I posted it on Instagram, and it blew up on Tumblr. So, that's -
Crowd: *laughs*
Hodges: And the other reason I know trans people like it is because ever since I posted that joke, I have trans women in my DMs in Instagram, every time they see that joke, trying to fuck me. I got the most unhinged pick-up line from a trans woman the other day. I had a trans woman DM me after seeing that joke, and all she said was, "Hey Winston... I bet you can't change me back." I was -
Crowd: *surprised but loud laughs*
Hodges: Because, like, I'm fucking competitive, dog.
Crowd: *laughs*
Hodges: If you're a trans person here in this room, you need to know: I know beyond a shadow of a doubt your transness has nothing to do with having sex with somebody. It's got nothing to do with that. But can we be real? Five fucking seconds. I can believe, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that that is not true.
Hodges: But if it happened to you five fucking times...
Crowd: *laughs*
Hodges: ...wouldn't you at least be like "fucking maybe, maybe?! Maybe God did bless me with the fucking kingmaker, you know what I mean?"
Crowd: *laughs, a couple cheers*
Hodges: Maybe he did burden me with this power, and this responsibility, because it is a power, and it is a responsibility. Because if we found out tomorrow morning beyond a shadow of a doubt, scientifically proven, that sex with Winston Hodges could -
Crowd: *scattered laughs*
Hodges: - could either transition or detransition me...
Crowd: *scattered laughs*
Hodges: ...if that news broke tomorrow morning, it would take all of six hours for Trump to weaponize me.
Crowd: *laughs*
Hodges: He just lets my ass loose at a Pride parade and and says the code word. He's like, "Chapel Road, Chapel Road."
Crowd: *laughs*
/end VD]
@junequeer Finally got around to making this video accessible, so now you get to see it.
Gwenpool, the unbelievable collection
I have the rest of West Coast Avengers too, but it's in a Hawkeye collection that doesn't have Gwen on the cover, so I left it out. Getting close to all the major stuff. 11 issues really. Or at least for what my goal is
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re1r chris redfield inspired dinner ❤️
hi hello i have remade my darling inquisitor as a man and renamed him gwyn (everyone say hello gwyn)
uncertain how committed i’m gonna get to the full swap but this has been a long time coming i cannot lie (tried doing it a while back unsuccessfully but the itch never went away) anyway hes still romancing blackwall (obviously) but also possibly cassandra (canon gwen always has a weird thing with cassandra anyway so this would be a fun way to get myself to properly romance her) i am. so excited to see blackwall’s romance scenes with a male inquisitor
thank you for bunnyposting, the bunnyposting makes my day much better
Honestly I didn't even realize we bunnypost all that often! Then I remembered one of us is bunny and has its own tag. Gwen says you're welcome!