Jun 8, 2023
Some thoughts I've had about Thomas, Guy-Man, Paul (Guy-Man's brother) and Pedro.
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Some thoughts I've had about Thomas, Guy-Man, Paul (Guy-Man's brother) and Pedro.
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(Insert Hinduism reference here.) Guy-Man is actually an avatar of Indra. Called it.
Mortal Kombat Daft Punk: Mythologies. The prequel(?)
(Aka that one simpsons joke)
Guy-Man: *walks into store* "Do you guys sell garlic bread or non?"
Shopkeeper: "We sell forbidden objects from where man fears to tread. We also sell Frozen yogurt, which I call frogurt!"
Guy-Man: "Oh, that's good."
Shopkeeper: "But the frogurt is also cursed."
Guy-Man: *uncaring* "That's bad?"
Shopkeeper: "But you get your choice of topping!"
Guy-Man: "Oh, that's good."
Shopkeeper: "The toppings contain potassium benzoate."
Guy-Man: *deadpan stare*
Shopkeeper: "That's bad."
Guy-Man: *still deadpan* "Can I go now?" (Also Guy-Man is a cyborg so poison doesn't work.)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY today to Monsieur Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo today!! Happy 49th to this amazing, badass, humble man!! Have a good day, dude! And if you need me to help punch evil aliens or monsters, you know where I am!! Protect this man. Still need to give him that amethyst crystal I have.
Thomas and Guy-Man on October 19th 1995. Me in 1995:
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Headcanon: Daft Punk Dead Or Alive
Guy-Man being a total badass and being THE strongest character in the entire roster is canon to me now.
Like, he's legit the hard ass bad ass resident kung fu bro.
(And yes, I did rip off a bit of Fist Of The North Star for his backstory.)
I can just imagine this scenario in the fighting tournament movie:
Gaspard and Xavier: "Hey, we haven't really seen Guy-Man fight. Wonder if he's any good."
*they goad sidekick OC into fighting him*
"You're the only one who knows his fighting style! Come on, give us a match!"
OC: *nervous but eager to test her skills*
(So, while Guy-Man is busy tidying up equipment, she legit runs up and tries to roundhouse kick him.)
Guy-Man: *blocks it like a boss and it ain't no thang* *turns round to stare at them stoically*
*MENACING*
Guy-Man: "Oh, you're approaching me??"
Sidekick: *starts stretching to warm up her muscles*
(So Guy-Man takes the opportunity to show off his skills to everyone in a friendly sparring match with his protégé.)
Guy-Man can totally beat Goku though.
At Home With the de Homem-Christo's
(Jaunty sitcom music)
Guy-Man: *Walks into Paul's apartment*
"Hey, Paul. What's up? Just thought I'd pop by to see if you need anything."
Paul: *surrounded by cats and watering his plants and feeding his fish in a huge tank, not to mention the iguana tank nearby*
"Hey, Guy-Man!"
(Paul carefully picks his way through the mewling throng to get to the door)
"Eh, nothing much. Think I've got everything. You want a coffee?"
Guy-Man: *surrounded by cats twining around his feet. He absent mindedly scratches a couple behind the ears as they purr happily*
"Yeah, okay. I've got to pop over to grab lunch. I'll come back and we can chill."
(Paul's pet peacock also struts by in the bg.)
(Something something hilarious hijinks also magic kung fu adventures ensue.)
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