#guardshapedproblems

Thank you, darling!

Do you love/hate/don’t feel strongly about this character? LOVE. (Duh.)

What’s your favorite trait of this character? Good grief. Have you SEEN the man? *fans self* Appearances aside, probably his perseverance.

What’s your favorite moment/event involving this character? Can his redemption arc count as an “event”? Because I am really digging it. (I mean, you know how I feel about redemption arcs. THEY ARE ONLY ONE OF MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE THINGS IN THE WHOLE WORLD.)

If you could have one power/attribute/etc. of this character, what would it be? His skill with a sword, maybe? Or his eyebrows.

Have you ever pictured this character naked? IS THE SKY BLUE?

When did you fall in love/hate with this character? If you don’t have any strong feelings toward them, why not? The very first episode he appeared in, “The Crocodile” (2x04). You know that meme that says, “Look at that face. You look like my next mistake”, or something like that? Yeah. That was exactly what was going through my head while I was watching that episode. And at the end of the episode, when Mr. Smee asks where they’re going, and Hook flashes that devilish smile and shouts, “Neverland!”, and spins his Captain’s wheel with a flourish? Yeah. I was - for lack of a better term - HOOKED. *snert*

Who’s your OTP for this character? CAPTAIN SWAN OR DEATH.

Nooooooooo. I haven't gotten that far in the book yet, sob. Not prepared for it either.

I agree with everything in this post. I WOULD LOVE TO SEE MAD HOOK, OMFG.

SAME! 

the sass though

they could share guyliner

“I need to see you,” Steve says. “We’ll fix this.”

“…Steve,” Bucky starts, the name sounding weird to Steve’s ears. Like Bucky rolls it on his tongue, testing out the sound. He hasn’t heard him say it in years, not even during their brief encounter and the fall of SHIELD and HYDRA weeks earlier. It’s a step towards recognition, Steve thinks, and another step towards the deep end, bottom dropping from his stomach at the thought of Bucky. “Can’t do that.”

Steve toes off his boots, pulling off his shirt. “About seventy years too late. I’m—”

“Don’t,” Bucky snaps.

Steve hesitates, shifting the phone to his metal hand. He wipes his face, frowning at the foreign texture and three days worth of beard. “Buck, you gotta let me try.”

“You’re my mission,” Bucky hisses, Steve’s own voice pitched low in anger. “The only reason you’re still alive is because—”

“Because you’re my friend,” Steve points out.

Bucky groans. “Thought you’d get some sense.”

neon blue?

i have several blues but none that are neon unfortunately. =/

guardshapedproblems replied to your post:alright what color should i paint my toe nails?...

Lime green.