Sep 7, 2017
me, starting a free trial for a service i'm actually going to continue once the free trial is over, crying: i'm such an adult
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me, starting a free trial for a service i'm actually going to continue once the free trial is over, crying: i'm such an adult
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me, sitting down to write a sex scene: i've forgotten everything i know about gay sex
me: someone should make a compilation video of-
ben: copulation
me: WHAT
ben: it's copulation
me: IT REALLY ISN'T
ben talking to percy, who does NOT like him
ben: I know, you prefer her. you prefer the woman
ben, as percy: I mean, I'm not gay
ben, as ben: I mean, do I like guys? I mean, not usually, but it just feels so right
me, starting on a 50k fic: this sounds a little boring but I guess I'll give it a chance
me, three hours later: *sobs like a ho*
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me: I love you
skylar: yeah
me: do you love me?
skylar: yeah
me: say 'I love you'
skylar: yeah! why? bye!
skylar, laying down with blankie covering her face
me: you tired, baby?
skylar, softly: yeah
me: you gonna take a nap?
skylar, sitting up: no!
me: okay, okay
skylar, five minutes later: *fast asleep*
a preview of me some day when I'm actually dying
doctor: how are you feeling today?
me: great
doctor: but you're-
me: all good
doctor: you're literally dying
me: I'm fine
doctor: you did just die tho
me: 👍