#gryffindorks

Oliver: My grandmother can move faster than that, and she's dead! Do you think you can move faster than the lifeless corpse of my dead grandmother?

Harry: I-I...uh... What?

Alicia: Don't mind him.

Fred: He's just

George: really

Fred: passionate

Fred and George: about quidditch.

Percy, from quidditch stands: Don't you think that's a bit much? You're scaring poor Harry.

Oliver: No! He's fine! And you there, sit quietly and be pretty!

Percy: Oliver!

Angelina: What's Percy doing here anyway?

Oliver: He's here as a moral support.

Katie: For us?

Gryffindor: I can't.

Slytherin: My parents aren't home.

The Other Houses, and How to Interact With Them.

RAVENCLAW: Steer clear of their bad side, they can be just as, or more, pompous than we are, but they know what's up. Need help with potions? They got you. Trouble with McGonagall? They can get you out. Honestly, they may not be slytherin, but they can be cunning in their own right.

Hufflepuff: Protect these beans. They are sweet, and kind. However, piss them off and you arses are theirs. Protect them and befriend them though, and you will have friends for life.

Gryffindor: They may be idiot Gryffindorks, but they aren't all so bad. In fact, some are okay. Just be careful of which ones you associate with, and be prepared to stop or be dragged along in some heinous, awful, plans.