After He had Almost Burned Down the School ...  Damien went home to his apartment. When he entered, he was greeted by an army of dogs happily wagging their tails. He gave their snouts a few pets and went to the kitchen. Upon opening the fridge to grab a beer, he found a meal prepared for him, packed so he only had to warm it up. The Devil immediately grimaced and slammed the fridge shut. He then went upstairs to sit down on his bed, before he began punching the pillow. Damien snarled and ended up falling into bed, only to quickly sit up again, grimacing even more.

     “..I swear his stench is fucking everywhere.”

He grumbled, tossing the pillow against the wall. Damien dropped his hands into his lap, having the dogs approach to gently nudge him. He gave them some half assed pets on the nose, before he grabbed his phone and stared at it for a long time.

His heart was in so much pain. Now that the anger was fading a tiny bit, he noticed the HURT he actually felt over this betrayal. Shit shit shit shit. No, no matter how hurt he was, his anger was still stronger. So he kept himself from looking at selfies he took with Brian, and instead went to message Amira.

  To: Mira Yo, can I crash at your place for a while? 

Damien already knew the answer, hence why he already began packing his sports bag. Shuck and Ugly were sharing confused looks. The Devil simply couldn’t stand staying here for a while. Brian’s stuff was EVERYWHERE. He was reminded of how much he missed him and he didn’t need that right now. So with his shit packed, he grabbed the leashes of his dogs and walked towards the door. Once he was approaching, he saw the dogs happily jumping around, only for him to motion for Ugly to stay.

It had been some time before Theo began to take note of a particular primate near the school’s computers. Head tilted back, no hands on the actual computer, elbows moving rapidly--- he knew this familiar ‘activity’ all too well. To Theo this guy has been hopelessly horny since the day he saw him. How does one function with a sexual appetite like that? Regardless, Theo was growing... tired of the chimps mediocre technique; for someone like him to have such embarrassing form... no he had to correct this transgression. He had to enlighten him. It was then mere seconds before Theo began to materialize from nothing, directly from behind Marloo’s chair. There was no sound or smell that could’ve possibly alerted the monkey to his presence, with the exception of the looming feeling of dread-- of decay-- of soft lavender. (I lied. He DOES have that smell on him oddly enough). 

Marloo found shaking and crying at 3AM behind a McDonald’s, d8afhahaf

JAK and the PACK -- a weird combination, like STRAWBERRY JAM and TURKY BREAST, but one that ultimately works. no one knows how the two started HANGING OUT -- rumors like “ they like him because he’s fucking SCOTT ”, “ they’re FUCKING each other ”, and a whole other variety of NASTY shit talking surrounded them, ( the pack weren’t exactly POPULAR. ) but neither of them REALLY cared.

            they had a bond -- an IRON bond, like the BROEST of BROS.

so when jak hears that someone’s been FUCKING with his bros, and his bros have been FUCKED with, they immediately have a PROBLEM on their hands -- how to deal with the FUCKER ?? well, the first thing to do in jak’s mind is find out WHY the fucker fucked. ( unless he doesn’t care, which is often. then they just play a potentially LETHAL prank. )

so off they go to find AMIRA, jak riding the shoulders of the pack’s leader. locating her with relative ease thanks to their INSANE sense of smell, jak addresses her from high above his “ THRONE “.

❝ oh, hey !! how was the CANDY -- ❞

“ BRO, you gave this SKANK fuckin’ CANDY -- that’s BETRAYAL, dude !! ”

❝ sorry, dude !! didn’t know !! i’ll make it up to you with a maccas run later, YEAH ?? -- so, anyway. AMIRA. heard you fucked with my BROS. not cool, dudette !! ❞

he looks down at her, gripping on the LEADER’S shoulders as he waits for a response. it’s not like he wants to hurt her or anything -- she seems like a pretty cool gal !! but fucking with his BROS is a big, major, FAT no no. a line you shouldn’t cross. EVER.

[ TEXT : WILDPYRE ]

[ ... ] mira???? [ ... ] mira can you come back to school pls i know youre probably busy but [ ... ] something happened i need your help [ ... ] im in the bathroom ok just pls come quick

He had blackmalied the principal into getting him some proper football equipment, however now he was stuck with all these boxes and no stupid lackie to carry them into the gym for him. The stupid werewolves had already left, so he had to find someone else to do that job for him. 

  It only took him a few seconds to spot the perfect target.

“Hey! Shitty Dragon-Maid!” 

Hiruma was sitting on one of the pile of boxes like they were a throne made for him, his bubble gum plopping in front of his lips as he motioned for her to come over, a clawed hand tapping against one of the boxes.