#gruntred

newsflash, everyone:

✵ PLSPSLSPSLSL LMAO

THEIR FIRST IMPRESSION OF YOUR MUSE:

‘ yet another brown noser in rocket. looks like he didn’t have any clue what he was getting into when they recruited him--i give him a week more before he utterly breaks down. ‘

CURRENT IMPRESSION:

‘ far from cut out for this line of work. it’ll be funny to see his goody two-shoes act come around to bite him in the ass--did he really think he’d have any sort of positive influence on proton and his self-destructive ways? the kid makes for good entertainment. ‘

ARE THEY ATTRACTED TO YOUR MUSE?:

’ i’m not interested in teenagers, thank you. ‘ ‘ ... he’s in his twenties? well, that’s news to me. ‘

SOMETHING THEY FIND FRIGHTENING ABOUT YOUR MUSE:

‘ he’s as frightening as a stuffed buneary. ‘

SOMETHING THEY FIND ADORABLE ABOUT YOUR MUSE:

‘ his seeming belief that he can will some good into the world. you’re living and working in the heart of evil, and you still want to find some positivity in this life? ‘

WOULD MY MUSE SACRIFICE THEMSELVES FOR YOURS?:

‘ ha! hilarious. i’ll sooner see him used as a proper meat shield as need be than ever offer any part of myself for his safety. ‘

WOULD MY MUSE GO ON A DATE WITH YOURS?:

‘ he’s too naive, too childish. i’m not interested. ‘

ONE WORD MY MUSE WOULD USE TO DESCRIBE YOURS:

‘ hopeless. ‘

WOULD MY MUSE SLAP YOURS IF THEY COULD?:

‘ no, life has slapped him down plenty enough. i’m sure he’d love to hit me if he could, but i am sure it’d be the equivalent of being swatted with a pillow made from clouds. ‘

WOULD MY MUSE/HUG KISS YOURS?:

a

whadda heck..

you drink the ocean ugly 

“–OH! Oooooh now I get it-”