#grilles

- LEAST:-

This poor fella that doesn’t even have a grille. James Cleanair, my dude, how dost thou not overheat? A mystery. But idk - this body style with no grille.... it’s just very bare.

On the same note - I don’t like this body style with no grille either. Johnny Blamer not only has never finished a race, he’s never had a professional livery consult. THE BOYS NEED THEIR SNOOTS.

Todd here is reminiscent of an early 2000s Ford Escort in terms of grille appearances. My condolences.

- BETTER -

Now my dude Floyd here has a grille that matches his body type. Very nice, clean, tasteful design, but nothing over-the-top special. Same with Misti and Claude and the gang.

- Honorary Cute “BEST” members -

LOOK AT HOW CUTE RUBY IS. LOOK AT HIM.

CUTE KEVIN IS CUTE

- RUNNER UP(S) -

Giant Aiken Axler here, because he’s not available in a smaller thumbnail picture, apparently. Very tasteful, very shapely, it suits him.

BILLY I LOVE HIM ...these guys might actually be the same model, idk, IF SO - SHOUT OUT TO THIS MANUFACTURER

- BEST - 

I mean, I would be remiss if the best 2006 Piston Cup Grille award didn’t go to Chick. It would be a true crime, wouldn’t it.