I'm sorry but this calls for Green Text Format
> be the POTUS
> decide to paint the reflecting pool "american flag blue" because of nationalism or whatever
> the dark color you chose absorbs more light , heating the pool & encouraging an algae bloom
> you give one of your personal campaign donors a no bid contract to clean the pool
> the algae just comes back
> you dump hydrogen peroxide onto the algae which acts as a paint remover and the paint starts chipping off in chunks floating on the surface of the still algae covered pool
> blame antifa terrorists for vandalizing the pool
> (also you're implicated in a bunch of heinous crimes, unrelated to the reflecting pool)













