The Mirror; The Toilet

Artist: Gunnar Berndtson (Finnish, 1854-1895)

Date: 1889

Medium: Oil painting

I was feeling the urge to write about this so now I am doing it. 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲

Warnings: None

Gender: Neutral

💚 Kyle Broflovski 🌲

You were just hanging out with your boyfriend Kyle and his friends on the playground until you had a mischievous idea running through your head.

Where did you get this idea and why did you think of it? Did Cartman motivate you to mess with your boyfriend or something.

While your thinking of doing this idea with Kyle not evening noticing your mischievous presence directly behind him and near his hat because he was too busy arguing with Cartman again.

Without another thought you immediately snatched his hat off his head revealing his big red jewfro.

Kyle immediately turned his head around only to see you waving his hat in the air with a smirk on your face but also a hint of nervousness.

"What the?! (Name)! give me back my hat!!" Kyle tried to snatch his hat back from you only for you to dodge his hand while waving his hat again in the air.

"If you want it back, you'll have to catch me! If somebody stole the ball from you in basketball and tried to score in your team's net, wouldn't you try to stop them and steal the ball back?" You sticked your tongue out playfully and dashed off.

You always liked seeing Kyle angry because that is also when his full attention and company is all on you. But part of you is a bit worried he might hurt you out of rage since you saw how he's always aggressive towards Cartman with the amount of times he's pissed him off.

When you looked back Kyle was already 6 feet from catching you and he looked really angry.

(He's really persistent.....) You thought as you picked up your pace only for him to match your speed as well.

You and him were running for quite a while and you seemed to be losing your breath and started to slow down your pace a little.

Kyle wasn't out of breath and he was catching up to you very quickly. He ended this chase by tackling you from behind before you even got a chance to speed away from him again.

"Give me....back my hat....right now...!!!!" Kyle said between panting and anger.

You slowly handed him his hat back with him snatching it away aggressively and putting it back on his head before looking back at you with anger still shown on his face.

He was looking pretty intimidating and it made you close your eyes while putting your hands up in self defense.

Instead of you getting punched in the face that could've left a bruise mark or a black eye, Instead Kyle wrapped his arms around you and pulled you close to his chest as he gave you a quick peck on your lips before rubbing your back gently.

"I'm not going to hurt you (Name)...sorry if you think I was going to do that, but don't you ever steal my hat like that again. You know how much I hate showing my hair out in public".

You nodded and rested your head on his neck, you both stayed like that before a while as you both ignored Kyle's friends teasing him at the moment. 💚💚💚💚